Rachel Foster @RachelHFoster
(She/her) Insert witty bio here. I’m funnier in my tweets, I promise. Massachusetts Joined December 2012-
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Guess the offense: QB: messiah RB1: fumbles RB2: bigot WR1: butterfingers WR2: injured WR3: world class freak, also injured TE1: Mr. Reliable TE2: nice kid LT: TRex LG: injured C: solid RG: dead RT: old
We’ve turned this man from Charlotte into a proud Masshole, I could cry
anyway I needed this, the league loser punishment is to record a full pop song parody about football players and losing the league and my opponent next week had her team drop 150+ this week
Nothing quite as exhilarating as when the one player in your lineup who you have on Monday Night crosses the scoring threshold for you to win your matchup right as time is ticking down in the fourth quarter
Fantasy football will have you looking up what the weather is in cities you never want to set foot in just to know who to start 😭
News alert: You've never heard of the most abundant protein on earth! Here's what it is. Me, a biologist: it's RuBisCo, next
Inevitable things: death, taxes, and Payton Pritchard making crazy buzzer beaters
No hate to the duchess, but as a skier I would never put video of my child pizza turning on the internet. When they get older and better at skiing it’d be SO embarrassing. We all want to pretend we only ever parallel turned.
Meghan has posted a video of Prince Harry and Prince Archie skiing ⛷️ Caption “My boys. Quick learner, Archie! So proud ❤️”
they are just the older protestant and younger Catholic versions of each other, and the fact that it’s set against the backdrop of Vegas is just too funny
Kirk Cousins and Fernando Mendoza QB room deserves its own docu-sitcom
my mom: "I don't like Drake Maye's vibe in his postgame interviews, he seems kind of white trash" me: "oh come on, he's from the suburbs of Charlotte, that's not a white trash place" my mom: "well it's not the Research Triangle" not her saying there's only one good area in NC 😭
poor kid is going to only have Steelers gear from his maternal family for the foreseeable future 😭😭
Drake Maye being set to win MVP means my aunt should just give up on getting her grandson his jersey until next year
When Ann Michael Maye eventually opens a bakery you can bet I will be there
guy who only DMs me about the Patriots wished me a happy day 1 of Hanukkah so I wished him a happy day 14 of Bakemas
I guess you can consider this a warning to all of you still out there in the dating pool not to trust molecular biologists, but in our defense it doesn’t help that we get paid pitifully compared to other STEM fields!
Was telling two of the other girls in my grad program today about the rules of Love Island and when I got to how they do the prize money for the winners they were like “I’d definitely steal” 💀
Montréal extension in blue because it pushes the route over 250 miles, but it couldn’t be ignored as the logical next step. The train frequency increases during fall for leaf peeping season.
What's an unlikely train route under 250 miles that you think would actually perform very well?
Between outshining half the comics at the Brady roast and this, I am begging casting directors to put Julian Edelman in big budget comedies.
My dad’s first choice for entertainment last night was a WNBA game, this would’ve been unthinkable a few short years ago, thank you Caitlin Clark
Erin Goh @RiosesthUVj5
0 Followers 2 Following "Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can."
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goose the nurse @thanksgoose
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Laura Carlisle @LalaECarlisle
27 Followers 390 Following
Bluuest @BluueSSB
198 Followers 2K Following Smash Bros Enjoyer. Project Plus main, Ultimate secondary. Bad FPS player. He/Him
Alix Generous 🥀 @GenerousAlix
942 Followers 623 Following 🕊Autism Neurodiversity Activist 🧠PhD student🎙️ neurospicy speaker✒️👁👁🦄Chorus Girl #ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD
Christ Elie @ChristElie10
169 Followers 1K Following Bienvenue sur ma page petit(e) espion (ne)👀 😎 Bah suis ravi🤗 😁 🇺🇸🇨🇮🏌🏼 #Snapchat : choumeko #Instagram : meko_officiel #WhatsApp : vip 😅
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Stephanie @SKoogler_KG
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Mormonism&theMovies @LDSandtheMovies
108 Followers 494 Following Mormonism and the Movies is a book that explores the ways in which LDS theology, culture, & history interact with thematic, narrative, & aesthetic ideas in film
Snodding Creative @SnoddingCreativ
554 Followers 3K Following #GraphicDesign #FrogWhoosh #DigitalServices #IceBucketPourChallenge https://t.co/fzkT5tWsx8 [email protected]
Nathan Smith @TheNateWhoAte
71 Followers 244 Following My current life ambition is to engage in a long-term social media feud with @therealchriswei over the (dys)functions of my generation known as, Millennials.
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leg nog @leonwingstein
261 Followers 1K Following part extrovert, part cryptid. Please let me tell you about dinosaurs in space. Aliens are real and I want to date one. 👽 he/him
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857 Followers 1K Following phd candidate @ univ. of iowa; author; editor; teacher; tutor; artist; postmormon; socialist. my books, articles, podcasts, albums, & videos are @ https://t.co/1ECAfPyZSL.
Caroline Polachek @carolineplz
144K Followers 375 Following
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
187K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
Red Sox @RedSox
2.1M Followers 237 Following The official account of the Boston Red Sox. Sometimes we wear green.
OMG Guild - Quest Boa... @OMGGuild
35 Followers 38 Following Creating Gaming Spaces for Other Meeple. After all, it IS dangerous to go alone.
J Street U @jstreetu
5K Followers 1K Following The Pro-Israeli, Pro-Palestinian Pro-Peace, Pro-Democracy, campus organizing arm of @jstreetdotorg.
Bluuest @BluueSSB
198 Followers 2K Following Smash Bros Enjoyer. Project Plus main, Ultimate secondary. Bad FPS player. He/Him
Alix Generous 🥀 @GenerousAlix
942 Followers 623 Following 🕊Autism Neurodiversity Activist 🧠PhD student🎙️ neurospicy speaker✒️👁👁🦄Chorus Girl #ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD
Kitten Academy @kitten_academy
20K Followers 127 Following Kitten Academy is where kittens learn to cat. Website: https://t.co/OXvFxAwtzj Live Stream: https://t.co/bsPiglmfC0
Who? Weekly @whoweekly
35K Followers 593 Following Everything you need to know about the celebrities you don't — a podcast by @bobbyfinger & @lindseyweber🌟support us on Patreon https://t.co/hUVPxH9HOe
birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights
322K Followers 122 Following This account now run by AI (avian intelligence)— not just a genius move, a masterstroke disrupting the bird industry.
Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
20.7M Followers 17 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLook
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1K Followers 628 Following
Rogue NASA @RogueNASA
544K Followers 456 Following The unofficial "Resistance" team of NASA. Not an official NASA account. Not managed by gov't employees. Come for the facts, stay for the snark.
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
6.8M Followers 486 Following U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
11.6M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, longest-serving independent in congressional history.
University of Vermont @uvmvermont
32K Followers 527 Following The official Twitter of the University of Vermont, sharing life and learning across our academic ecosystem. #UVM (F/RT/L ≠ endorsement)
President Obama @POTUS44
12.2M Followers 76 Following This is an archive of an Obama Administration account maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA).
Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen
6.5M Followers 67K Following White walls, terracotta tiles, a view of the sea… My new album ‘Day and Night’ is out now! https://t.co/NljuG1UNjT
Florence + the Machin... @florencemachine
907K Followers 157 Following Everybody Scream, the new album. Out now.
Nathan Smith @TheNateWhoAte
71 Followers 244 Following My current life ambition is to engage in a long-term social media feud with @therealchriswei over the (dys)functions of my generation known as, Millennials.
leg nog @leonwingstein
261 Followers 1K Following part extrovert, part cryptid. Please let me tell you about dinosaurs in space. Aliens are real and I want to date one. 👽 he/him
goose the nurse @thanksgoose
2K Followers 2K Following 2️⃣🕗. Nurse. ✨ she/her/hers. certified Rozwell Stan account. 🇵🇷 Personal account 💕
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2K Followers 753 Following
Birdy @birdy
262K Followers 163 Following ..P O R T R A I T S.. is out now 🔮 https://t.co/m6RAc4m0Sc
Ellie Goulding @elliegoulding
5.3M Followers 699 Following I Know Too Much - my new album, out now https://t.co/zxdAGMr2VJ
chris wei (he/him) @therealchriswei
857 Followers 1K Following phd candidate @ univ. of iowa; author; editor; teacher; tutor; artist; postmormon; socialist. my books, articles, podcasts, albums, & videos are @ https://t.co/1ECAfPyZSL.
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