Rachel Playstead @RachelPlaystead

@madisontayt_ Also sometimes it CAN be healing

Truly feels like Conan’s era of Late Night

John Mulaney @mulaney

2 years ago

Y'all remember Butterball? #EverbodysLive now streaming

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One of the things about Polaroids is that they very specifically don’t have film grain, bc of how instant film is developed

sankalp @dejavucoder

2 years ago

i asked chatgpt to make her real. really good lol. "make her real. polaroid photograph with film grain effect."

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After Hours (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese

@SocialistMormon I was a Socialist Mormon until I left the Church at 23 after graduating from BYU. I credit a lot of my principles to being raised in the Church but, and I say this in love, the LDS Church is an agent of white supremacy. Don’t be afraid to engage with its real history.

The reason planes aren't working atm is that the air is heavy with many sorrows

The avian flu is really just letting everyone know who really fw eggs. I will pay up to $20 per dozen if need be. And yall have tapped out after $7. Embarrassing

I had a genuine Larry David moment last night I gave $5 to a homeless woman that turned out to just be a college student who got pissed at me, so I asked for the $5 back and she refused to give it back

Panera was right to make lemonade that kills you if you consume in excess. Americans must learn the virtues of moderation

Xiaohongshu and then DeepSeek have had an unusual volume of westerners speaking positively about China for the last couple of weeks, which of course means we're also seeing many westerners falling all over themselves to say "Well actually China is actually quite bad actually" in response. Western liberals who fancy themselves enlightened and critical of power tend to get very squirmy and uncomfortable in their skin when they hear people saying positive things about the PRC, and love nothing more than to tell you that China is just as evil and tyrannical as the western power alliance, if not worse. This is objectively, measurably false. China hasn't spent the 21st century killing people by the millions in wars of aggression. China isn't circling the planet with hundreds of military bases while working to destroy any nation or group anywhere in the world who disobeys it. China isn't strangling nations around the world with starvation sanctions for refusing to bow to its dictates. China didn't just spend 15 months lighting the middle east on fire and backing a live-streamed genocide. China hasn't spent the last three years endangering the world in frequently terrifying acts of nuclear brinkmanship with a rival nuclear superpower. Only the US-centralized empire has done this. Whenever I point this out I get empire apologists going "Well yeah, SO FAR! We haven't seen China doing all that evil foreign policy shit YET because they're still not powerful enough!" Which is just silly. China absolutely is powerful enough to be a whole lot more abusive and murderous abroad, and it simply isn't. Westerners love to claim that China has secret agendas to conquer the world someday (hilariously implying that these hypothetical future abuses make China morally comparable to the US empire's current known abuses), but if you actually dig into the evidence for these claims what you'll find every time is that all they provide evidence for is China's openly stated goal of a multi-polar world that isn't ruled by Washington. Our ancestors set sail to conquer the world; their ancestors built a wall. This notion that China has an interest in ruling over a bunch of white foreigners has as much rational basis as old racist superstitions that black and brown people wanted equal rights so that they could come and steal white men's wives and have sex with their daughters. They're just a better civilization than ours — not because theirs is miraculous or perfect, but because ours is just that murderous and dystopian. They simply do the normal thing while we do the freakish thing: they make the lives of their citizens better and better and avoid unnecessary wars, while western governments make the lives of their citizens worse and worse while plunging into new acts of mass military slaughter every few years. Any criticisms you could level at China — that their domestic policy is more authoritarian than ours, that their culture is more conservative, etc — are eclipsed in moral terms by the depravity of our own western governments by many orders of magnitude. And why would you even level such criticisms while living under the single most bloodthirsty and tyrannical power structure on earth? That would be like a German living under the Third Reich looking overseas and bitching about Brazil. I find nothing more pathetic than a westerner who lives under the shadow of the US empire spending their time and energy criticizing the abuses of nations who lie outside that power structure. It's an embarrassing, bootlicking way to live. Focus on criticizing the far greater abuses of the far greater evil that you actually live under, loser.

@innoutburger_ I love the fries

David Lynch was very formative to me. Not his movies or tv shows, but gif sets from them on Tumblr out of context

Director David Lynch, whose most notable work includes ‘Blue Velvet’ and ‘Twin Peaks,’ has passed away aged 78.

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Rogan is only conservative because he keeps having conservative guests on. He believes whatever he heard last. 3 woke guests in a row and he would get pronouns