Rachel @RachelProfiling
Vancouver, WA Joined January 2010-
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I cleaned my room before my first bike ride, in case i died. sorry @NoreenTahir but i survived! so you don't get my stuff...yet.
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@thejcar saippuakivikauppias(soapstone vendor).. i mean kuulilennuteetunneliluuk (the hatch a bullet flies out of when exiting a tunnel).
In an elevator with a serious business lady wearing serious business garb, very seriously listening to eminem on ipod headphones (#speakers)
i just used a steak knife to get a sprink out of my keyboard. it was the obvious choice.
in order to get a new job in some social media relevant position i think i have to tweet more. this is me tweeting more.
perhaps its my shotty translation, but where in the bible did God say "Thou Shall Not Think You Got It Like That."?
I am on the outside of the joke that is Doritos. explain! d-b8! help?
watching Groundhog Day (on repeat, all day) with @NoreenTahir, at work, and chatting about it, like middle school! REMEMBER MIDDLE SCHOOL!?!
FINALLY got to tell @nerdist how sad i still am that Singled Out (RIP) got cut before i was old enough to answer thisorthat questions on tv!
..."technically it still is the willenium.." miss you @instantkama!
last night i ate a poisoned cupcake and was only 20 minutes late for work. i call that a success!
i dont want to live in a world where this exists: http://www.sketchybunnies.com/.
this makes me feel better about the six boxes i bought! a solution, huzzah! http://bit.ly/cjCVt3
the census is here, the census is here! hurry home @smcinnis, the census is here!!! (i sang that, for the record.)
nelson and buckles are in spring training for they and i both know they're better athletes than this: http://bit.ly/aqhy1t
AfraWilcox @gvDFeBv6i2X371
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Jimmy Mecca @FunandCompany
387 Followers 3K Following Love the one your with period all about Family and spend as much time with Family as you can before there gone God Bless love you Mom n Grandma n Jax
Cerise Girard @naumovaslavyana
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Red Frog @savath74
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Dorothy Adkins @moneysavvywife
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Kristen Sunde @KristenSunde
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NoreenTM @thenoreenTM
305 Followers 550 Following Doritos aficionado. Lover of snacks & candy. Heartless cyborg learning to love. Product Marketing @Adobe. Still 💜 @Twitch & @Disney.
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Materialist @MaterialistMag
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Anna Salomone @annasalomone
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Cristal Hamer @CristalHamer
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PinStar: Go Bowling @PlayPinstar
644 Followers 2K Following Bowlers: Post your scores, track stats, & win prizes using our web app Centers: Grab your leaderboard @ http://t.co/v83JL5SaGG
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Mark Sanborn @marksanborn
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David Pordes @DavidPordes
27 Followers 53 Following SF Bay Area born and raised. Berkeley grad. Interested in travel, finance, start-ups, and living life to the fullest.
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Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia
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Dr. Chris Voth @chrisvoth
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Jennifer Paul @kittensnfrostin
46 Followers 144 Following Lover of cats, sparkles, and all things DIY, I create whimsical art and jewelry for my Etsy shop, Kittens and Frosting, by night.
Sean Keane @seankeane
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Ryan Jimenez @ryanissnackpack
126 Followers 873 Following It’s my job to tell pilots not to touch each other. I like football and my kids...probably in that order. #GoPackGo
Jen Paul @jenjennyjen
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Chris Watters @CTWatters
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SF Sketchfest @SFSketchfest
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SurvivorQuotesX @SurvivorQuotesX
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Benjamin Coach Wade @the_real_coach
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Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx
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Tips & Tricks @EarnKnowledgge
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Cirque du Soleil @Cirque
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Historic Vids @historyinmemes
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Kevin Kelly @kevin2kelly
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Alaska Airlines @AlaskaAir
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Emily Oster @ProfEmilyOster
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I'm not PennJillette @PennGillette
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Nick Symmonds @NickSymmonds
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John Cochran @JohnMCochran
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Christian Hubicki @chubicki
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Boston Rob @BostonRob
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NASA @NASA
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Adam Grant @AdamMGrant
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Interesting things @awkwardgoogle
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Pressure Luck @PressureLuck
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464 Followers 0 Following Learn to crochet kits for complete beginners #thewoobles
Matt Walker @sleepdiplomat
200K Followers 57 Following Professor of Neuroscience @ UC Berkeley · Sleep Scientist · Author: Why We Sleep · Podcaster · CEO Nightfall IQ · Chief Scientific Officer @rejuviawellness
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Autumn 秋 @autumnsayshello
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DIY Joy @DIYjoyCRAFTS
3K Followers 1K Following DIY crafts & creative, crafty project ideas for easy do it yourself home decor, gifts, fun fashion sewing & art. Tutorials & best how to's projects #diy #crafts
DIY & Crafts Channel @DIYandCraftsTV
919 Followers 266 Following Love DIY projects? The DIY and Crafts channel is full of tutorial videos to make the best crafts, clothing, decorations and much more.
DIY via CraftGossip @CraftGossip
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Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday
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Chelsea @ChelShawnQuann
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Red Frog @savath74
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Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia
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Joey Devine @JoeyDevine
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Ryan Jimenez @ryanissnackpack
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Sean Keane @seankeane
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Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald
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Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller
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