RadScare @RadScare
hella kickflips and radliqueness events Tubular Towne Joined February 2013-
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Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed former mayor who just got out of jail
Dude I'm pretty sure I'm in a parking lot watching a girl practice karaoke with her iPhone
Still love to eat food sandwiches
Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, "I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"
I grew up in a bed part of town. Mattresses littered the streets. It was hell
its disgusting that kids these days dont know about stuff like paul mccartney and beck and unpasteurised milk. and hitting 2 bones together
In hindsight, I enjoy looking at butts
"Good thing sharks can't swim." -Misinformed fish
you gotta feel it y'qll... YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL!! Youre only ugly if you're ugly ON TGHE INSIDE or the outside. Or if you like a bad band
Before frisbees, people threw pizzas. It was a waste of good pizza. Those were dark times.
[sound of toilet flushing from my pocket] Ah, sorry - that's my ringtone. [pats pocket] Wait I actually left my phone at home today
that moment when your living with another girl and every month your poop starts to smell the same >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Pizza is its own plate
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