Fire Hydrant @RealFireHydrant
At your service since 1817 United States Joined March 2022-
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In California they have a 90 degree elbow for the hydrant. In Massachusetts, it’s like “hell no, we’ve been waiting to do this for years!” #FireHydrant #firefighter
Who else feels like this #Rihanna half time show is an operations level Haz mat scene? #HazMat #SuperBowl2023
None of us are…except for in Germany.
Come on!!!
Fire Hydrant at your service!
C’mon man! We are here to help and you shoot a #FireHydrant! Pitiful. Tsk tsk.
C’mon man! We are here to help and you shoot a #FireHydrant! Pitiful. Tsk tsk.
Fun fact; not with authorization. #FireHydrant
Fun fact; not with authorization. #FireHydrant
Feel free to visit anytime you want! Fire Hydrant at your service!
Feel free to visit anytime you want! Fire Hydrant at your service!
Sometimes I get pretty bummed out knowing I’ll only be opened once a year by Rick from Public Works who’ll lube my gaskets and give me a flush. I know it sounds glamorous. It ain’t. #FireHydrant
It did not have to go down this way! #FireHydrant #FDNY
It did not have to go down this way! #FireHydrant #FDNY
C'mon! You know the right thing to do is to break the windows, lay the ldh across the front seat, set the car on fire, find the owner, beat them, go to their homes, do light vandalism, flip the car over, render it permanently inoperable (or hit the plug 50 feet on the other side)
C'mon! You know the right thing to do is to break the windows, lay the ldh across the front seat, set the car on fire, find the owner, beat them, go to their homes, do light vandalism, flip the car over, render it permanently inoperable (or hit the plug 50 feet on the other side)
Kris Jenner needs to be a nicer person. But WTF do I know, I'm just a Fire Hydrant.
If you toke and start a blaze, Fire Hydrant is here for you! #420day
I’m just a damn fire hydrant, so I am not up on everything, but “GOOD JOB AMERICA”! Just like WW2, 9/11 & the Civil War, we all came together with sacrifice, grit, support for the experts, & each other and beat Covid! Mission accomplished! #Unity #OneNation #GoodJob #Doomed #CDC
I’m just a damn fire hydrant, so I am not up on everything, but “GOOD JOB AMERICA”! Just like WW2, 9/11 & the Civil War, we all came together with sacrifice, grit, support for the experts, & each other and beat Covid! Mission accomplished! #Unity #OneNation #GoodJob #Doomed #CDC

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