Substitute Teacher @RealSubTeacher
Substitute teacher throwing shade w/ no chill & occasionally getting roasted by students #substituteteacherlife #sublife #notthatkind therealsubstituteteacher.com Public Educations Joined May 2016-
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@RealRufus98 @KelseyCook Super on point reply fake Rufus. But, did you ever consider maybe @KelseyCook was at the grocery store to get moisturizer for her awful skin? #thinkaboutit
@RealRufus98 Is that where we’ll find you?
@RealRufus98 @ColinCowherd You like how kids look?
Catch @JubalFlagg this weekend & me next weekend @ @spokanecc #Spokane #SpokaneComedyClub #HoopFest #HoopFest2017 @SpokaneHoopfest
Last chance to see @RealDLHughley at Spokane Comedy Club! Ever! Better get your tickets SpokaneComedyClub.com
Wow! #themasters #sergio
Day 101: Frosh French class wasn't doing work so I yelled @ them in French for 5 mins. They got quiet & focused. Also, I don't know French.
My halftime show is just me stalking Ellie Gonsalves' Instagram #sorryGaga @EllieGonsalves
She wanted free tix 2 my show & asked if I was clean. I said no then this #dirtyintacoma #nextthurs #iheartgaffigan
Sub Teaching Day 63: P.E. Class My co-teacher told the students I was Justin Timberlake's cousin and I signed 29 autographs after class.
I'll be @ @LaffsComedyCafe this week. Tweet @ me 4 free tix & a high 5 ✋🏻👊🏻 #Tucson #LaffsComedyCaffe #TucsonComedy
Casually watching Truth or Drink and seeing @MrCoryMichaelis. That was cool.
Please don't bring us "pictures and video" @DailyMirror. #RIP #GeorgeMichael you were dope #RIPGeorgeMichael
Sub Teaching Day 53: Kid in the bathroom: It smells like ass in here! Me: Probably 'cuz someone shit Kid: Who r u? Me: The guy who shit
I'm gonna buy this for my favorite pre-school student this year #startemearly #startthemyoung #startthemearly
Substitute Teaching Day 44: Secretary: “Was that ur wife or sister subbing here yesterday?” Me: “That was my mom” Way 2 kill it Cindy! 🔥🔥
@MrCoryMichaelis @KelseyCook Hilarious!
Check out @KelseyCook & I making each other look like #MilaKunis youtu.be/1j4FhKuBOHU
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Arther Leigh Allen @LeighArther
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steph @ceiIingfanfan
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• A L L I E • @alliebelaine
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Athena De La Pena @successful_sub
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