JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

(Award Nominated) Author! The goal is to win a Golden Pigtail in 2025! Husband, father, avid Funko collector! registered INDEPENDENT and a FREE THINKER! amazon.com/author/jamie-s… Horny Horror Acre Woods, Maine Joined November 2020

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

2 days ago

It's #TittyTuesday AND my birthday and I got ZERO titty pics!?

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2 days ago

HAPPY RELEASE DAY TO ME! It's also my Birthday (47), so please make me smile and buy my books! Thank you!

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

3 days ago

Working on the prologue of one of my 5 WIPs, and I'm having fun with it. It's a holiday horror story, so it's a fun subject for me because I love the #HolidayHorror

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3 days ago

Doctor asked me what's your personal cure for the "Monday Blues"? I said cumming. I was asked not to speak for the rest of group.. doctor isn't happy with me today..

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

3 days ago

If the over priced Money train had been the first woman to hold the TBS and World Titles the announcers would've been tripping over there dicks to shove it down our throats! It's disrespectful to Kris Statlander and diminishes her accomplishment! #ALLOUT

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

6 days ago

Made MAJOR changes to my diet after my doctor's appointment and am already seeing the desired results. I'm eating just as much if not more, food for half the carbs with every single meal.

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

6 days ago

Well I had an interesting dinner date with my wife. We were waiting for our food when a woman walked over to the table. She had my book Hoops & Heat in her hand she said "This book made me cum so hard! Will you sign it for me?" I signed her book and thanked her. Cool night!

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a week ago

🚨NEW: Maine Governor Janet Mills is taking steps towards a run for the U.S. Senate in Maine against Susan Collins. RETWEET if you would support @GovJanetMills for the U.S. Senate!

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

a week ago

Everyone says give your characters their own voice. I have a character who says things like "Girl, we good?" and fuckin' Google Docs wants to change it to "Girl, are we good?" Stop trying to correct my character's unique voice, damn it!

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

a week ago

Shouldn't the Vice President of the United States have more important things to be doing than hosting a podcast? We all wonder why this country is so FUBAR. Is it really that hard to figure out? Is it? It's pretty plain and simple if you ask me.

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

a week ago

Now that the story is down, I'm editing spelling and grammar as well as spicing up the book a bit with more description and action. I must say that I've really enjoyed writing this one!

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

a week ago

Just finished another book. Editing it tomorrow. The promotional stuff will start rolling out soon. I went back to my horror roots on this one and really dug into some of my own personal feelings and thoughts on the subject matter. Looking to have this one out around Halloween!

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

2 weeks ago

I've rewritten the big killer reveal of this book three times this morning...

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

2 weeks ago

So I learned not to wear gray sweatpants on my morning walk today! I had a group of woman who I see daily staring at me! They follwed me for a while and all checked me out as they walked by while I was on a drink break... Lesson learned!

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

3 weeks ago

8K words into this book. I'm looking to overhaul the outline. Something about it isn't working. I can't put my finger on it. I know the elements I want to keep. I think I want to streamline the store a bit more. Less is more, right... Right?

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JamieSantamore 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Real_JSantamore

3 weeks ago

My mother in law called my wife was on her knees in front of me. My wife put the call on speaker. MOM: What are you doing? Wife: Getting a facial. MOM: call me when ur done. I glazed her cheeks. Wife: Thanks, babe. I can talk now mom. I burst out laughing as she walked away.