The Retail Life @RetailAtrocity
Unhappy retail worker. California, USA Joined May 2016-
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I hate when high-end customers try to tell me how to do my job. Your snobby ass wouldn’t last a day behind this counter.
in class we talked about how all shopping even grocery shopping was going to completely die due to online in my lifetime and i was like the only one who disagreed.
Employee shows up everyday on time, never late, great attitude, fun to work with, smart, hard worker and makes everyone’s life easier. Not great at getting rewards cards so the District Manager says she is fired. And everyone’s life gets harder. #retaillife
What I want to do to #dearcustomer who watch me bag 50+ items and don’t lift a finger or wanna break a sweat
#dearcustomer sold out means SOLD OUT and NO I’m not checking out the back for you I’m already busy you SELFISH SHITHEAD
me: will you guys be paying together or separate? customer: yeah me:
#dearcustomer STOP GIVING ME YOUR RETAILMENOT COUPONS. THEY ARENT REAL COUPONS! THEY ARE JUST TELLING YOU WHATS ON SALE. RETAILMENOT IS A LIE AND ALL OF YOU WHO USE IT ARE FOOLS
#DearCustomer: STOP. SHOPPING. THERE IS 18" ON THE GROUND AND IT IS STILL SNOWING. GO. THE. FUCK. HOME.
#Dearcustomer it’s crappy outside, you’re lucky to be in here Me: I would be even luckier if I was in my bed 🤷🏻♀️
So instead of giving us more hours, you’re gonna hire two newbies. Great. #retailproblems
#dearcustomer: “What do y’all keep in the stockroom? Anything special I should know about?”
Dumbasses, its customer service. NOT customer’s servant, I AM OR WILL NEVER BE BELOW YOU!!! I’m human too you asswipe #retailproblems fuck the elderly
#DearCustomer: I would highly recommend having your money sorted out before you come shopping, or at least before you come to my register. That way I'm not standing there twirling my thumb while you tear your wallet apart looking for that $20 you swore you had #cashierproblems
I think pain in the ass customers wait to come in until I'm working 🙄
Is this on sale? No, it's reg price Oh so it's not on sale? No, it's reg price So no discounts off this price? No, it's reg price Can you check? Sure! *beep* ......its reg price 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 #dearcustomer #retaillife #realconvo #retailproblems
#dearcustomer It’s amazing how you continually strive to find smaller and smaller things to complain about. And always, that we have no control over. #retailproblems #baristalife

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