RITESH MISHRA 🇮🇳 @Ritshuman
Sarcasm | Wit | Humour | Satire Tweets are Personal . *RTs are not endorsements * Gurgaon Joined November 2014-
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Don’t view a poor person with sympathy, if he’s involved in illegal activities, a crime is a crime, regardless of the person’s financial status. If poverty is used as an excuse, then every poor person committing unlawful acts would claim helplessness. That doesn’t make it right.
Some goodbyes are deeply painful, especially when you have had so many plans in place.
Tears are the words that need to be written, listened to, and understood.
Approved a loan for terrorism, proudly claimed credit for a ceasefire, then got double-crossed by the very folks he empowered. Just another flawless day for the world’s 'most powerful' man #Trump.
Many people believe that news channels are presenting facts, but in reality, they often push propaganda and sensational content just to boost their TRPs. I have absolutely no faith in them.
The war between India and Pakistan is already raging full force on Twitter and Insta reels — who even needs military strategy when you’ve got meme brigades and armchair generals?
Such a major incident couldn’t have been executed without local support, raising serious questions about the integrity of individuals towards a particular religion. The terrorists checked victims private parts to identify their religion before killing them. #pahalgamattack
In India, almost all politicians and government servants seem to think that they are rulers, whereas ideally, they are supposed to be servants and should serve the people, not rule over them.
I often wish I could lose my memory just so I could experience some of the GOATed series like Stranger Things, Money Heist, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, all over again for the first time.
Many people often talk about constitutional rights and criticize the system, yet these are the same individuals who oppose every new law introduced by the current government, laws that are passed through the very constitutional process of voting and majority rule.
Many influencers initially encouraged people to accept their body weight, inspiring many to embrace their body type. However, now those same influencers have transformed themselves, got fit, they inadvertently misled their followers.
Relationships often struggle nowadays because many people are still emotionally attached to their exes. We end up dealing with insecurities that aren’t ours to begin with. Many are dating not for genuine connection, but as a way to prove something to their past partners.
No matter how modern I become, I'll still stick to wired earphones—because some connections are just too strong to break!
In India, despite the widespread use of smartphones, a lack of awareness often leads to chaos at metro stations, as people struggle to get a ticket that can easily be generated through any UPI app.
After a heated argument between Zelensky and Trump, Putin should offer a proposal to mediate 😆 The fight was originally between Russia and Ukraine, but Trump jumped in separately and went after Zelensky 😭
Virat always reappears when it's a contest against Pakistan, and I believe the Indian government should recruit him into the Army to confront Pakistan immediately.

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