RITESH MISHRA 🇮🇳 @Ritshuman

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RITESH MISHRA 🇮🇳 @Ritshuman

3 months ago

Don’t view a poor person with sympathy, if he’s involved in illegal activities, a crime is a crime, regardless of the person’s financial status. If poverty is used as an excuse, then every poor person committing unlawful acts would claim helplessness. That doesn’t make it right.

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4 months ago

Some goodbyes are deeply painful, especially when you have had so many plans in place.

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4 months ago

Tears are the words that need to be written, listened to, and understood.

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5 months ago

Approved a loan for terrorism, proudly claimed credit for a ceasefire, then got double-crossed by the very folks he empowered. Just another flawless day for the world’s 'most powerful' man #Trump.

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5 months ago

Many people believe that news channels are presenting facts, but in reality, they often push propaganda and sensational content just to boost their TRPs. I have absolutely no faith in them.

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5 months ago

The war between India and Pakistan is already raging full force on Twitter and Insta reels — who even needs military strategy when you’ve got meme brigades and armchair generals?

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5 months ago

Such a major incident couldn’t have been executed without local support, raising serious questions about the integrity of individuals towards a particular religion. The terrorists checked victims private parts to identify their religion before killing them. #pahalgamattack

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6 months ago

In India, almost all politicians and government servants seem to think that they are rulers, whereas ideally, they are supposed to be servants and should serve the people, not rule over them.

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6 months ago

I often wish I could lose my memory just so I could experience some of the GOATed series like Stranger Things, Money Heist, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, all over again for the first time.

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6 months ago

Many people often talk about constitutional rights and criticize the system, yet these are the same individuals who oppose every new law introduced by the current government, laws that are passed through the very constitutional process of voting and majority rule.

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6 months ago

Many influencers initially encouraged people to accept their body weight, inspiring many to embrace their body type. However, now those same influencers have transformed themselves, got fit, they inadvertently misled their followers.

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6 months ago

Me watching my friends enjoying vacations outside the country :

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6 months ago

Relationships often struggle nowadays because many people are still emotionally attached to their exes. We end up dealing with insecurities that aren’t ours to begin with. Many are dating not for genuine connection, but as a way to prove something to their past partners.

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6 months ago

No matter how modern I become, I'll still stick to wired earphones—because some connections are just too strong to break!

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6 months ago

In India, despite the widespread use of smartphones, a lack of awareness often leads to chaos at metro stations, as people struggle to get a ticket that can easily be generated through any UPI app.

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7 months ago

Random people who only text me at the time of Holi / Diwali :

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7 months ago

Well done boys....

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7 months ago

After a heated argument between Zelensky and Trump, Putin should offer a proposal to mediate 😆 The fight was originally between Russia and Ukraine, but Trump jumped in separately and went after Zelensky 😭

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7 months ago

Virat always reappears when it's a contest against Pakistan, and I believe the Indian government should recruit him into the Army to confront Pakistan immediately.