cole @RodeoFrown
can’t believe this Joined October 2012-
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a lil bit of my lovely lady May 💞
got to go home from work early today because we painted a van inside and got high as fuck from the fumes. dream day
project of da week! happy 4/20!! hope u drank a beer with ur coworkers n ripped a j with ur buddies <3
live tweeting the apocalypse as i notice it: 1.) it is raining mud 2.) the only roadkill i have seen in weeks have been multiple ducks 3.) a black rabbit crossed my path earlier this month
sometimes a sunset is just so beautiful i wanna fly up there and give her a kiss
my first summer in 3 years where i am not locked inside a floating casket on the Bering Sea, and to kick it off i got myself one of those sunburns that will put the fear of god into ya <3
i just purchased a yoga mat that is so thick, juicy, comfy and beautiful that i fully believe it could transform me into a superhuman if used properly
rose, bud, thorn of the day: rose: the hole in my hand is a great distraction from being sad bud: i’m going to use this as an excuse for every time i don’t catch something thrown to me for the rest of my life thorn: there is a hole in my hand
last week i had a nightmare about a roofer nailing his hand to a roof today i accidentally drilled a 1/4 inch hole into my palm and since my fingers went instantly numb, i didn’t figure out what happened until i saw my own hand meat on the drill bit! 💞 is this manifestation??
801” 🤯 This endless winter continues to produce staggering snow totals. alta.com/weather
yesterday i lounged in my backyard, admiring the budding ephemerals and reading a book during the sunset. today i slid off the road 3 times and skied the 60th foot snowfall on the season. spring is a lovely little masterpiece <3
sheepishly asking my boss if i can take home the company’s massive bolt cutters for the night, only for him to respond “absolutely! are you committing theft?”
Happy Very Hungry Caterpillar Day and First Day of Spring!
heavenly father i ask you, why god, why me? why do I have to experience the hellish, unfillable void of being 23.
i cut, welded, drilled and built every single bit of this from scratch and i am very proud of it :)))
if growing up in the midwest taught me anything, it’s that you gotta use the first few beautiful days of spring to completely correct your winter time blues, and if that doesn’t work… buddy you are SCREWED
i think it’s time i host my own pre-death funeral to get my vibes up and reaffirm that the world really will crumble when i die (if no one is emotionally destroyed/ shows up it will become a for real funeral though)
just got the “average spice” hot sauce at some little mexican food truck and my entire mouth is vibrating like i’m holding 30 bees captive in there
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mak @peach_kenzz
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harrison @the_hanabors
8 Followers 19 Following how come Angela gets to talk to the boys all day while we have to play valleyboll
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Out of Context Human .. @NoContextHumans
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Solitude Mountain Res.. @SolitudeMTN
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fish slippers is load.. @gialikespeas
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harrison @the_hanabors
8 Followers 19 Following how come Angela gets to talk to the boys all day while we have to play valleyboll
Howard from Accountin.. @Valkyrja_Rising
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Unfortunately I will not be able to attend your webinar on profit metrics. I have a heart pumping red hot blood in my chest. I have poetry in my soul.
unc levels are surging--im really smoking meats with crazy efficacy no puffy. this summer bouta b crucial you should get around me if u can
i take it everyone in michigan is getting sick
tried to talk to my grandma yesterday:/
the mandate of heaven has been revoked
BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse
Thinking about this comment Joe Exotic left on Machine Gun Kelly’s Instagram
Been a while since someone posted this one guess it’s my turn
just learned that it only takes $27.30 a day to spend an extra $10,000 a year and suddenly my fun drinks and sweet treats aren’t so fun
Did DMT back in ‘09, fried me pretty good. Been able to intercept the satellite transmission of every NFL game with my mind, ever since. Beams the images straight into my head, HD quality too. Only problem is that all the commercial breaks are just a still image of me and my wife…
Man who falls in love with a sphynx and solves her riddles daily, in spite of the threat to his life. The boon he requests every night is to sleep by her side in the warm sand and wake up safe. As he grows old, then forgetful, she reconfigures her riddles to accept any answer.
people always hate on women for enjoying completely benign, harmless little treats like Stanley cups, pumpkin spice lattes, and Taylor Swift meanwhile what are men addicted to? Porn. School shootings. Podcasts.
this whole stanley thing is really starting to feel like a cult bc why would you need all that for a tumbler?
Asking my 22 yr old cousin that works in tech about the minimum wage
Anthony Bourdain but he goes to all the McDonald's and doesn't eat because of the IDF association
I just told my mom that this bloodline ends with me and she high-fived me
Sleeping with your best friends boyfriend is wild
2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
when u driving drunk so u gotta lock in
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