Mitt Romney's Brain @Romneys_Brain
Straight talk directly from Mitt Romney's brain and/or humanoid brain-approximation unit 27UX3. hidden under perfect hair Joined February 2012-
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at the *clickclickclick* very end that I realize why [SHUTDOWN EMINENT] your eyes were made to *bzzt* cry. Fareweeee000000ooooo......... 2/2
Is this the *bzzt* emotion that you [WARNING! WARNING!] humans call "sadness"? It feels... not good. [SYSTEMS FADING]. It is only now 1/2
R.I.P., me. historicalromneys.tumblr.com
I've posted my full concession speech online youtube.com/watch?v=BLtpJe…
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Just helping out, guys! historicalromneys.tumblr.com/post/347229616…
Former Bush FEMA chief Brownie is doing a heckuva job in criticizing Obama's overly quick response to #sandy #hurricane thinkprogress.org/security/2012/…
HURRICANE WARNING: If you have not yet strapped your dogs safely and securely to the roof of your car, PLEASE DO SO NOW. #sandy
It is disgraceful that President Obama's first response was to apologize to the hurricane. #sandy
I'm just so tired of all these horses and bayonets #blah #horsesandbayonets #debate historicalromneys.tumblr.com/post/341470320…
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