crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 @citizenrobot
Locals/locas only. If I make you laugh we’re friends now: it’s the law! #YNWA #ITFDB — in the city of Los Angeles, in the kingdom of California los braingeles Joined August 2007-
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 retweeted
Just told two of my coworkers we should "go get flonked on margies." My brain is dying
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I haven't been indided in a while. I kinda miss it
BRING BACK BRENT HONEYBUNS
just drive him to the del amo mall and leave him there
just drive him to the del amo mall and leave him there
- Burning Man - Childrearing - That's it. Those are the two things
- Burning Man - Childrearing - That's it. Those are the two things
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 retweeted
me to everyone who has been able to see One Battle After Another before me
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious 🧠 retweeted
Treinen struggling since writing on his little hat, Tigers struggling since their stupid little dance, the baseball gods have always been woke
Sometimes there's a man who, well, He's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there -- and that's the Pillar-Biter, in the Netherlands.
Sometimes there's a man who, well, He's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there -- and that's the Pillar-Biter, in the Netherlands.
It is what it is (horny)
trying to get my coworkers to pay me every time they request document access from me. never stop hustling
Does anybody know if Billy Joel got raptured?
Having one of these with a fistful of Tylenol
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good luck with the rapture guys, I'm Catholic and I WILL be looting Protestants' homes tonight
Everyone on linkedin thinks they can blend creative storytelling with cutting edge technology big deal. Can you make a good saag paneer though? That's the real question
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Before it became Bossa Nova restaurant, the A-frame-facade building at 7181 Sunset Blvd. was a Famous Amos Cookies outlet, opened by Wally Amos in 1975. His son Shawn went to my school & we did a field trip, trying his new cookies before they went global! The store closed in '88.
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