Ron MacLean @RonnysEgo
Ron Motherfucking MacLean. I call the fucking shots on HNIC. The Nux and Burrows can eat my shit.*PARODY* Richard's Crib Joined July 2013-
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Can't believe those bango playing rednecks kicked the The Maple Kessel's 9-2.. I've seen a peewee hl team play better defense
Fucking Kevin the monkey Weekes keeps staring at me across the table. Buddy's looking for punt to teeth and balls for earings.
HEY YA FUCKIN BEAUTIES! Thinking about getting this account rollin again, give it a favourite if you want me to start up again
Hey you fucking beauts! Back from vacay.. I'll tell you fucks all about how I kicked that fucking senior Don off the boat tomorrow.
Fishing up at the cottage with that old fuck Don. Seriously though. Dont unfollow beauts. See you fucks in a week.
If there was a biting category in NHL13, i'd give that fuck Burrows a solid 95. Guys a fucking cannibal.
Downed a whole bottle of Jack Daniels. About to go do some cartwheels in a banana suit around town.
"@TumblrHockey_: When boys act like your Romeo and think you're their Juliet " @PierreOnGlass Fucking priceless
Kids throwing a party across the street. They fucking wish they knew how to throw down like the Drunken Legend #Rookies
The NHL denied me and Richard's request to have our own country in the Olympics. Fucking pussies know we'd fuck shit up
How fucking dare the NHL not to invite Ronny the legend to ref in Sochi. I'll ref my own fucking Olympics. #Sochi2014 #NHL
Playing golf with Don. Guy decided to cheat, so I used his head as a golf ball. Fore motherfucker.
Fucking smashed off Molson. Doing Olympic dives off the fucking dive board in the neighbors' pool. #hammered
Took a drive over to the water park. Fucking rocking the crotch top Speedo and pushing fat yutes down slides #YIPEEE
Woke up to find Santa Claus Don fucking my wife. Starfished onto the fuckers back and beat the cunts head in with a fucking frying pan.
Pumpin 120 mph down the side streets. Hit a kid an made him do a triple back flip. Shake it off you fucking fairy.
Popped into a local road hockey game. 7 year old was chirpin' me, so I rocked the cunt with a cheeky Ronny Right Hander #nightienight
.@RonnysEgo for @pmharper's fucking replacement
#fuckya king Ronny way cooler than that bitch Pierre @PierreOnGlass @RonnysEgo
Blazing up at Richards house. Ran through the neighbourhood with a kite and a shotgun. Kids are shittin' bricks. Pussies
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