Cory Schneider's Ego @SchneidesEgo
Luongo and Brodeur combined couldn't stop a six year-olds ministick shot. Joined July 2013-
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Well @girouxlegend28, there's not much I can say. Your back swing is shit anyways. #shootin62's
Happy fucking birthday to @SidneyCrosbyEgo, have fun when your "fans" call 911 when I rob this season and rob your pussy ass team Canada.
Any one wanna be my hit man for the sedin twins?No? Fuck everyone we'll kick their Swedish ass in Olympics. #onlyroomforonegingerintheNHL
How to talk to toon accounts: Step one: Don't because their all fucking faggots who can't speak English #smalldicks
Twitter is 7 years old which mean the Canucks have still never touched the cup.
Good thing I left Vancouver, didn't wanna get yelled at by that PMSing twelve year old girl @CondescendTorts.
Gonna be fun watching Bo Peep or whatever the fuck that plugs name is turn to be a bust while I drink Bacardi from the cup.#sorrynotsorryvan
What's @DrunkKane 's favourite drug? Tylenol after all the fuckin Bacardi he drinks. #shitfaced #schneidertochicago #fuckyoubettman
Bettman's probably waiting to reject a trade while sitting on the shitter right about now #doesntevenlift #lockoutmydick
Congrats to @justinbieber for having 40 mil follows, I'll tell you what vagina tastes like when Selena comes to town. #orangehairdontcare
What time is it in Vancouver? I don't fucking know I'm shitfaced with Elias. Fucking bitch drinking Coors Light Ice T. #fuckyouluongo
Congrats to @Mackinnon9 for another Canadian drafted 1st overall. If you try to shoot on me I'll send you back to Timbit's kid.
Kovi retired, and our captain is named after a fuckin corrupted country? At this rate I'd rather be back with the Sedin sisters.
Brodeurs worse than that shiny new pylon Vancouver calls a draft pick.
Alarming Facts @alarming_facts
1K Followers 1K Following Just tweeting hilarious and alarming facts about the world.
Sidney Crosby’s Ego @SidneyCrosbyEgo
128K Followers 64 Following 3x Stanley Cup Champion, 2x Olympic Gold, 2x MVP, Quintuple Gold Club, 2x Conn Smythe, the list goes on. I'm the best and everyone knows it. Parody Account.
Ron MacLean @RonnysEgo
24 Followers 26 Following Ron Motherfucking MacLean. I call the fucking shots on HNIC. The Nux and Burrows can eat my shit.*PARODY*
To The Roof @DrinksToTheRoof
13K Followers 6 Following We can’t stop putting our drinks to the roof! DM to be posted!![stimulating [stim-yuh-leyt-ing] 1. to rouse to action or effort, as by encouragement or pressure; spur on; incite: *Content posted isn't owned*](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/537482587459956738/PVpI-nYf.jpeg)
Stimulating @StimuIating
61K Followers 0 Following stimulating [stim-yuh-leyt-ing] 1. to rouse to action or effort, as by encouragement or pressure; spur on; incite: *Content posted isn't owned*
Patrick Kane @DrunkKane
51K Followers 4 Following My agent said I should start workin out. I said I'm Patrick Fuckin' Kane, you work out. You're fired. Parody.
Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420
302K Followers 395 Following one time I had a job but now I do @HomeBy3Official and @robguccishow. extra episodes: https://t.co/LpvClAUJuZ biz: [email protected]
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