Matt Root @Rootycake

To all the “don’t tell me I have to wear a mask“ motherfuckers out there, I got a couple a “my body, my choice” signs I’m not using right now. Come on by and grab ‘em on your way to the ICU.

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@heyhi_mandy Please keep doing so. The number of GROWN ASS MEN that I had to explain the infield fly rule to as a teenage umpire was embarrassing. You call yourself a baseball coach? Learn the damn rules bro.

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Matt Root @Rootycake

7 years ago

Hey @Indians, thoughts on swapping out John Adams' rally drum with a trash can for your June 29 - July 2 homestand?

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Matt Root @Rootycake

7 years ago

@kmoeincle -Christmas Ale isn't that great -Galley Boys don't seem as good at the new University Heights Swensons

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Matt Root @Rootycake

7 years ago

@smile_itsdana Are you allergic to nostalgia?

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Matt Root @Rootycake

7 years ago

@JakeCoburn_ back to 53 followers!

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7 years ago

@heyhi_mandy I think mainly because neither of them will have to clean it up....

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Matt Root @Rootycake

7 years ago

@RyanRuocco @29alltime On the subject of Mike Tauchman this season... Mike Tauchman: 2.2 WAR Bryce Harper: 1.8 WAR I think Cashman was on to something...

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Matt Root @Rootycake

7 years ago

@heyhi_mandy I've heard from multiple different people that the darkest dark chocolate you can find (like the Lindt 70% cacao stuff) helps at the onset of a migraine.

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Matt Root @Rootycake

7 years ago

@ByJasonLloyd Agreed! I'm sick of it! Steph, Klay, Bogut, Andre, Draymond, Livingston, Looney were all on the record setting '15-'16 team. So what if KD is hurt, they added Boogie too! Boo-effing-hoo, Mark Jackson please shut up.