ruby boots @RubyBootz

Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere. It’s not illegal or anything Joined March 2009

Tweets

17K
Followers

257
Following

546
Likes

3K

Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx

2 years ago

I’ve loved this thread. Felt bad originally for being a bit family shady but now I just feel normal and part of a gang x

Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx

2 years ago

I’ve loved this thread. Felt bad originally for being a bit family shady but now I just feel normal and part of a gang x

89 74 4K 416K 123

0 4 38 11K 1

Prof Alice Roberts💙 @theAliceRoberts

2 years ago

If I’m not mistaken, Dr Who is sounding a bit Bristolian! I very much approve of a West Country Time Lord. Gurt lush. #BrizzleDrWho

98 43 1K 197K 6

Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman

2 years ago

Maria, minding her business, walking up the aisle on the happiest day of her life: The Nuns: how do you fix this absolute CLOWN of a woman

7 630 8K 313K 146

cats being weird @catsbeingweirds

2 years ago

28 2K 32K 775K 461

Download Image

Jennifer Parker @Mrs_JParker

2 years ago

“I asked Santa for a real duck.” — My child, trying to break me 3 days before Christmas

136 666 22K 523K 155

When you write a tweet you NEVER know what reaction you're going to get, from good, to bad, to the absolutely batshit crazy. If you ever needed proof that you can't please all of the people, all of the time, these are some of my favourite reactions to tweets I've written. THREAD

92 366 1K 0 156

Download Image

Lissa Evans @LissaKEvans

2 years ago

'She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.' The plate that triggered the plot of The Owl Service, at the Fantasy exhibition at the British Library. I stared at it for a long, long time...

41 94 754 61K 33

Download Image

Anon Opin. @anon_opin

2 years ago

Children in Need is a coersive begging festival, raising money for services that should be provided by local or national Government

71 77 2K 132K 8

Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling

2 years ago

Two men in Hackney (in heavily accented English). Man 1: I wish you new happiness. Man 2: And I wish you every Christmas. Man 1: Thank you.

4 8 139 5K 4

Massimo @Rainmaker1973

2 years ago

Bald eagles tend to mate for life: their courtship display is quite amazing. [📹 Tohid Azimi / ta2020photography]

307 7K 45K 5.1M 4K

Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews

2 years ago

Channel 4 ‘Dispatches’ investigation into Jessie J’s Hertfordshire abattoir makes number of serious allegations: • Workers paid as little as £2.15 per hour • Meat stored improperly • Employees banned from using the toilet while on shift • No fire safety plan in place •…

47 231 2K 408K 48

Download Image

Olaf Falafel @OFalafel

2 years ago

I hope this clears things up

48 2K 13K 859K 308

Download Image

Area Man @Alasdair_CM

2 years ago

Posted without comment

14 45 376 26K 7

Download Image

Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling

2 years ago

Teenager talking to his friend: I can’t get in, because someone’s got the key to my crib. Woman next to him: Mum. His mum’s got the key (she pats her pocket) Because it’s her crib.

0 3 109 5K 0

Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

2 years ago

My dad always used to say "when you're in a hole, stop digging." Lovely man, terrible archaeologist

27 154 1K 67K 15

Marina Romanello @MarinaRomanello

2 years ago

A picture worth a million words Honestly, where are the women?!

David Ho @_david_ho_

2 years ago

A picture worth a million words Honestly, where are the women?!

55 241 777 123K 18

Download Image

11 91 262 36K 5

Jordan Tyldesley @PippyBing

2 years ago

On a busy tram the woman standing up opposite says to me “you’re the double of Cher”. The chap next to me could speak little English “you want my chair?” “No” the lady replied “she looks like Cher.” “He was still confused so I sang I Got You Babe & he looked at me like I was mad.

14 14 191 29K 0

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

2 years ago

Went to the toilet once and a guy in the next cubicle said "alright, mate! What you up to there?" I replied "hey just having a shit". An awkward pause followed before the guy in the next cubicle said "I'll have to call you back, mate…." I hid in that cubicle for an hour.