sam @SAMTETSOS
comedian Toronto Joined May 2012-
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Started an office job… I forgot what it felt like to be full of farts for 8 hours.
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It’s crazy mansions have offices in them like bro stop working you did it
Mitch Marner at the university of Nevada
Mitch Marner at the university of Nevada
Walking down Dundas at 4:67am after taking 2 of the Squid Games pills
This is the longest in my adult life I’ve gone between weddings and honestly it feels incredible
Can open one in Winnipeg and just call it “kitchen”
Can open one in Winnipeg and just call it “kitchen”
I hope the leafs win the same way I hope my maxxed out credit card works when I tap it. I know it probably won’t but fuck would it be nice if it did.
Over 30 you can watch a practice golf swing take over your whole friend group like a yawn
Doing chores at my parents house will never not feel like I’m making $9.50 an hour again
You know the team you cheer for sucks when they’re running a multi-part nostalgia series mid season
on the offers tab on ubereats acting like I’m not making a terrible financial decision
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I’m clapping on every landing from here on out. Just in case.
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