Joseph Whittle @josephswhittle
He/Him. Sketch writer/ Stand up/ Accountant. Sarcastic Confetti. Toronto, Ontario Joined December 2011-
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I think Toronto is going to be a really nice city when they finish building it.
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Dnd is a super fun game where you can have an army of zombies that your dm has to let you have, cause rules.
Oh no! My blue check mark that I totally had before, that you can’t prove I didn’t anymore, disappeared!!
A Canadian will be one of the first to reignite human kinds missions to the moon! So cool!!
A Canadian will be one of the first to reignite human kinds missions to the moon! So cool!!
Joseph Whittle retweeted
Keep your Sunday Funday rolling into the evening at @ImpactLoungeTo! Featuring Alasdair Dooley, @josephswhittle, @jessie__olsen, @danbrennanlive and headliner @Smashby17! Tix: eventbrite.ca/e/second-brunc…
Ok this is cool! Eerie but cool!
Ok this is cool! Eerie but cool!
It’s worth noting that 20% of the voters, voted against it. So, ya know, that’s horrible.
It’s worth noting that 20% of the voters, voted against it. So, ya know, that’s horrible.
England some more. I could just stay right? @ England, UK instagram.com/p/CkK74rct8s9/…
England so far, might not leave. @ England, UK instagram.com/p/CkIusdWNmAn/…
Semi Finals! Do you like my comedy? Do you want me to keep doing it? Do you not want me to release the many dark secrets I have about you? Then come see me at comedy bar tonight, and vote for me! @ Toronto, Ontario instagram.com/p/Cj0rWB4pzA4/…
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🧵I did a deep dive on the housing and rental crisis. Here are a few takeaways: A growing number of Cdn cities are becoming utterly unaffordable for young people. Even those prepared to be lifelong renters. Even those with a BA and full-time job: theglobeandmail.com/investing/pers…
Clearly, God doesn’t want us to go back to the moon. Raising the bigger question, what is he hiding up there!
Clearly, God doesn’t want us to go back to the moon. Raising the bigger question, what is he hiding up there!
“Bob! Have a look in the back and see if we can get a few more!”
“Bob! Have a look in the back and see if we can get a few more!”
This show has really ruined the name Joe. Still a cracking good one though.
This show has really ruined the name Joe. Still a cracking good one though.
Typical leftist media pushing a false narrative.
Typical leftist media pushing a false narrative.
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The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
Sometimes my Britishness shows. This is one of those times. What a sad time.
Sometimes my Britishness shows. This is one of those times. What a sad time.
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