SB @SBstopbiting
36. NC. a potentially useless niche gift to the world. Joined July 2011-
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i got a new phone with double the storage. best part of that is i can now view all the pics and videos of my dogs without going to the cloud and it’s honestly been very emotional in the best way.
imagine hating me and i’m just playing with dirt and plants in the garden, cutting flowers for bouquets, and chasing frogs while drinking mimosas.
me: do you remember when you were house shopping like 14 years ago and you took me to a dilapidated house in the woods near a lake that definitely had mold? boyfriend: no, not at all. me: …why didn’t you buy that?
tragic update: lil mama’s 4 babies hatched and were thriving for nearly 2 weeks. unfortunately a 40° night seems to have brought them to their demise. good news: we now have “green bird” that has built a nest with 5 eggs in our greenhouse.
best part of spring is naming the random critters habitually around the house. so far, we have: •lil mama, the bird with a nest above the porch light •biscuit, the squirrel with a limp leg & tail that visits the bird feeder stay tuned.
fighting and airing dirty laundry on social media is so cringe and childish, but i’m thankful some people don’t think so. it gets boring minding my own business sometimes lol 🍿
whenever my boyfriend is listening to a female musician, i like to ask “is this the new taylor swift album?”
the amount of people i know that film themselves doing mundane tasks like they’re influencers HEAVILY influences my choice to be a hermit.
a year ago today, i went to bed with both of my senior dogs for the last time. it was the last time i snuggled both of my babies that help developed my life for well over a decade. hug them fur babies for me.
i’m a child… decorating for super bowl with CONSTRUCTION PAPER bc i failed to plan ahead 🤣
i can’t be the only one treating the pinned folks on imessage like a myspace top 6 😅
i’ve known my boyfriend for 16 years and we’ve been together for about 9 months, but lawdy… he is just so frickin’ HOT. i can barely look at him.
i stg if Mike doesn’t knock this loud mouth ass bitch all the way out…
no matter what the result is, i’ll be exclaiming “HOLY SHIT!” at the result. 🇺🇸
i wish Ye had decided to run for president this year. a 3rd option would have been fun.
funny how so few people ask me what we’re doing this weekend now that we’ve shut the pool down for the year.
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