Sean Murphy @SPowersMurphy
Senior Editor @schaffnerpress schaffnerpress.com Tucson, AZ Joined June 2013-
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Pretty cool. Pretty…pretty…cool.
Pretty cool. Pretty…pretty…cool.
Don't listen to me, listen to this dude.
Happy pub day to the paperback edition of this joyride. Hop on, partner.
Stuff that stocking right.
May you forever sail on streams of whiskey.
McNamara, Rumsfeld, and Kissinger walk into a bar. In hell.
I’m still rattled.
Get your scare on.
Getting old. Getting these weird cuts. Look down and see blood on the tablecloth. Carnival horror ride.
He sold me a counterfeit pressing on eBay so I hired the Record Detective. Run with it.
Her grandparents sat mute under a Union Jack as we crossed into her bedroom. She was far more experienced. Partied with Hall & Oates (and Oates? I asked). The syringe in her purse (don’t worry, it’s just for speed). I had no idea what to do so I bit her neck, Mr. Teen Vampire.
Wearing John Lennon granny glasses and a beaded headband, he peered at us over his parent’s fence with stiletto in hand, deciding if we were cool enough to sell pot to.
For your morning read.
Has anyone made a playlist of songs they could hear a thousand times in a row? I got a couple.
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@KristiNoem You mean the publisher hasn't started pulping it already?
Funny and brave, perfect but never pat, Cookie Mueller’s reissued classic, “Fan Mails, Frank Letters, and Crank Calls,” is, among many things, the ideal guidebook to a world of microcelebrity ideation. Pre-order yours here: hanumaneditions.com/books/fan-mail…
Joy’s next collection of 99 stories, Concerning the Future of Souls, is out in just over two months. Here’s a favourite of mine, and a link below to preorder! bookshop.org/p/books/concer…
been a while since we had one of these and we should never take them for granted - seriously, when they hit like this it's the good shit it's the real deal
Officers investigating a report of attempted robbery in #Maidstone have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify. Read the full details here - kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
Seinfeld was, of course, made in the golden days of the 90s, when other sitcoms were so mundane, formulaic and toothless that it was **literally included as a plot point in Seinfeld** that George gets laughed at, scorned and humiliated when he tells people he's a sitcom writer.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
A 70 year old billionaire whingeing that he can no longer make the stuff he did 30 years ago. Because of woke, and not because he already did it well enough that we still watch it today. Which is why he's a billionaire but also why we don't need another, shit version of it now.
@RealBrysonGray It's also a European thing. An Australian thing. A Japanese thing. A Canadian thing. A Mexican thing. A New Zealand thing. Dogs are our helpers. Dogs are family. So are cats. It's a great part of our culture.
Tucson, here’s a rad & free event you need to know about. The dude cuddling this javelina is one of the greats of modern biology and wildlife conservation. He‘ll be telling wild stories at Reid Park Zoo May 2nd. All you have to do is RSVP👉🏼 reidparkzoo.org/event/conserva…
“Once again, Les Mystères des Voix Bulgares!”—me hosting SNL in 1988
Knowing I was a huge Monty Python fan at age 12, my mom took me to see them at City Center in NYC, 4/27/76. I remember John Cleese walking down the aisle nearby calling out, "Albatross!" Later, I got the album promo signed by them (minus late Chapman) at Aspen comedy fest '98...
Ty Cobb
@Jimfrombaseball Inventor of the “Detroit Vasectomy”
@KristiNoem @MELANIATRUMP You’re lower than whale shit.
if you come to X looking for seriousness and thoughtfulness, youve come to the wrong place. X is the long drink at the end of the day you need to get to the next with partial sanity & maybe a little laugh. the world has always been on fire. we will always need a drink & a laugh.
For the Zevon-heads: Epic live tape from a full-band 1982 club show in Boston. Impeccable vibe, wild banter, every song you want and some you didn't know you wanted until you heard 'em. archive.org/details/wz1982…
Obscure YT of the afternoon: Joe Flaherty (RIP) hosts REALLY WEIRD TALES! John Candy, Catherine O'Hara, Martin Short, Olivia D'Abo appear in them! youtube.com/watch?v=g4QL5i…