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Just had a 10 year old trick or treater ask me if I wanted to hear a joke. I said sure. So here’s his joke. “What do peanut butter and a stripper have in common? They both spread for bread.” The jokes this year…whole different direction from last year.

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4 years ago

Take a week of vacation, only 12,382 emails to get through. Must have been a slow week.

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4 years ago

I feel a bit like Linus with his blanket when I get to hop back into SQL Server land.

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4 years ago

It’s always a bit surreal when you have to interview candidates for your former job title.

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5 years ago

In honor of National puppy day, here’s my buddy Tank a month after we got him and just after he turned 1.

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5 years ago

Today, Visio will be the reason I have a drink tonight. Not in celebration, but more to numb the emotional pain it has inflicted on me today.

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5 years ago

Started down the path of Python, SqlAlchemy and Pandas tonight. Absolutely amazed at what is possible with this trio.

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5 years ago

My daughter came home from practice all excited. I thought maybe she learned a new beam skill or something. Nope. Apparently she was all excited because of Fruity Pebble coffee creamer. So at 10pm last night we drove to the store to buy some. Guess who is up early to try it?

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5 years ago

If you’re looking for something to read this weekend, can I suggest this publishing from HBR? Even though this was posted back in 2004, it’s concepts around knowledge management I feel are still applicable. hbr.org/2004/09/deep-s…

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5 years ago

Since I quoted @SQLSoldier again this morning during a performance discussion, it’s only right to post it here for those that might need it. Take heed to Robert’s words of wisdom.

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5 years ago

The Christmas Pozole experiment is underway

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5 years ago

I just started reading @InmonBill and @F_Puppini new book, The Unified Star Schema. What a fantastic read so far. I’m only a few chapters in, but its been very insightful. If you’re a database professional, do yourself a favor and get a copy of this book.