Josh Simar @SimarJosh

#sql #woodworking #powershell #postgres he/him California, USA Joined July 2017

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

2 years ago

Upgraded my duck when I have really hard debug issues.

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3 years ago

#sqlfamily interesting article cnn.com/travel/article…

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way0utwest 🎙️ (He/Him/His) @way0utwest

3 years ago

I'm hosting the Buddy Networking Hour on Tues at the @PASSDataSummit . It's 445p-600p before the reception. Would love ot have some of my #sqlfamily come help welcome others. Please RT and pass the word.

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

3 years ago

As a reminder to all. Great pumpkin is not the only kid's Halloween movie out there. Enjoy Garfield's Halloween as well.

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

3 years ago

Kids are great. If I want a picture with Benny it's weird, but if I have my kid with me it's acceptable.

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3 years ago

Arthur Dent. Don't know what's going on most of the time but some how still make it out alive.

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3 years ago

Arthur Dent. Don't know what's going on most of the time but some how still make it out alive.

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

3 years ago

Today I use box 3 of the 4 boxes of liberty. I tweet this to have it on a timeline because while I think it's important I still do it grudgingly.

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3 years ago

Just read a comment I think I need to add to my keychain. "The amount of red flags in this situation could rival the outside of the UN building".

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

3 years ago

#sqlhelp. Anyone know a good way to parse a full USA address in SQL server? I only got the concatanated string and am being asked to parse it out.

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

3 years ago

#sqlhelp Does anyone know of a way currently to group jobs in SQL Server Agent Object Explorer drop-down (I know it's not native in SSMS). Or a connect item to to do that in the future? Maybe utilizing the categories that already exist in SQL?

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

3 years ago

#sqlhelp. Anybody dealt with SQL upgrades in a fully managed Rackspace account? Pitfalls I want to look out for?

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

4 years ago

#sqlfamily How many sa accounts should be on a production database server? (no questioning anyone who answers meanly please but if you have logic I'd love that too)

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

4 years ago

Pronouns. Dale Carnegie's rule #3 of how to win friends and influence people. "Remember that a person's name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language." A pronoun is part of a name, like titles (Mr, Dr, Pr, etc). I just have to respect them.

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Justin Dearing @zippy1981

4 years ago

@AirborneGeek It's important to have strong opinions about things most people don't care about.

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

4 years ago

#sqljobs if you're in the Long Beach, CA area it looks like Virgin Orbit is looking.

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Simon Eady @simoneady

4 years ago

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

4 years ago

The next consultant DBA that comes in.

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4 years ago

SELECT 'Hello World';

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

4 years ago

Some days are harder than others training children how to become functional adults.

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Santiago @svpino

4 years ago

Not everything you can do is worth doing. If you want to make a difference, learn to prioritize and delegate. Invaluable skills: • Learn to recognize high-impact work • Learn to recognize what wastes your time • Learn to delegate effectively