SQL Ferret @SQL_Ferret
Harmless, cute and busy working my little paws to their DBA bones. Inside the laundry basket iz good WiFi signal. I luv peanut butter bandits. readin' log files, ugh! Joined May 2010-
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$10...iz that all? Whoever helps @Delta fix der #Crowdstrike crisis iz gonna needz moar!
$10...iz that all? Whoever helps @Delta fix der #Crowdstrike crisis iz gonna needz moar!
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Why do billionaires have lower effective tax rates than teachers, fire fighters, police, nurses, etc...?
Why do billionaires have lower effective tax rates than teachers, fire fighters, police, nurses, etc...?
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@OccupyDemocrats How incredible is this? “The famous Italian diver Enzo Maiorca dove into the sea of Syracuse and was talking to his daughter Rossana who was aboard the boat. Ready to go in, he felt something slightly hit his back. He turned and saw a dolphin. Then he realized that the…
I haz applied! I suggest all you #SQLanimals do too.
Oh! Dee 4K UHD of "Interstellar" is on sale for $17. Isn't dat @dbargenis' favorite? amazon.com/dp/B0767FCYDW/…
Don't miss dis... Edwin is awesome! #SQLfamily #DataPros
Don't miss dis... Edwin is awesome! #SQLfamily #DataPros
Waz shocked, voted early, go awayz McDonald Trump!
Waz shocked, voted early, go awayz McDonald Trump!
datz my cuz @sql_rabbit
Cuz! Where U been? #SQLfamily
Iz happy day! @SQLChicken shares his musical talentz...
Iz how I spended thaz day.
Iz dery helpful... 👍
Iz so cute!
I knowz de feeling! #tooCUTE
...n dee slimz-fit iz so flattering to hiz figure!
...n dee slimz-fit iz so flattering to hiz figure!
Sqlephant @Sqlephant1
23 Followers 255 Following The performant, easy AI-powered SQL tool for developers & teams *FREE versi https://t.co/9mk63ugZRw Ease of SQL development SQL injection Fixer. Imediately.
JerryD'Analyst 📈 �... @jerrydanalyst
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4 Horsemen Solutions @4HS_Assure
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Mike Walsh @Mike_WalshNH
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Pittsburgh SQL Devs @PghSqlDevs
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How Old is Old? (he/h... @skreebydba
1K Followers 1K Following I am a SQL Server DBA who likes T-SQL scripting and internals. When I'm not at work I love learning new things. He/him
【癒し系】たぬ... @tanukichi200802
2K Followers 5K Following YouTubeチャンネルを始めました。フェレットの可愛さや甘えん坊な所を多くの方に知って欲しいです🥰子猫のここちゃんも出演しているので猫好きの方も是非‼️別にねこチャンネルもありますのでそちらもどうぞ☺️⏩https://t.co/KxTqRREjk1
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36 Followers 363 Following Интересы: зоозащита,феминизм,чайлдфри,прочойс,бодипозитив,фемслэш Мечта: 5-6 хорьков и скунс Лесбийство-норма,а не болезнь,извращение,отклонение Наука в помощь
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Alex Whittles @PurpleFrogAlex
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Eric Flamm @eflamm
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Lars Utterström 🇸... @utterlySQL
107 Followers 285 Following Senior SQL Server Developer/DBA Consultant at SQL Service Nordic AB.
Enrique Argüelles @SqlFerret
466 Followers 386 Following CSS Bi and Azure SQL Engineer MSFT, former SQLServer MVP that loves dogs and ferrets, my opinions are my own and not my employers
Ben Douglass @8en_Douglass
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f @MiaBoux
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Southampton Data Plat... @SotonDataCloud
319 Followers 450 Following SotonDataCloud meets on the second Wednesday of each month to discuss all things data and cloud. #SotonDataCloud https://t.co/bbLi30jNxc
MotherDooker @MotherDooker
170 Followers 510 Following Custom Made Tshirts for Cool Ferrents! All designs and shirts are hand printed in the USA by http://t.co/a5eGpuXYKR
トム猫（はやし... @tomneko_p
2K Followers 5K Following トム猫こと”はやしつとむ”です。ウクライナ情勢から目が離せません。 写真のバックは宝剣岳。オープンソースのデータベース Firebird日本ユーザー会の事務局長をやってます。仕事はアナハイムテクノロジー代表。Delphiのお仕事募集中。
Amy @texasamy
2K Followers 2K Following I do Azure Synapse. And I have some cats | Texan by blood, still with default factory settings | Views expressed here are mine and not those of my employer.
Jack Simone @jacksimone78
258 Followers 1K Following .NET Geek | Developer | SEO | Web Hosting Journalist
Meagan Longoria @MMarie
5K Followers 1K Following Data consultant at @DCACco. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Dog owner. bluesky: https://t.co/UXV2W3TM7w
Ferret Jones @Ferrets5ever
79 Followers 155 Following Just a little guy tryna make it in the big city. Bright eyed, bushy tailed, crusader for ferret justice. #LEGALIZEFERRETS
daniel gentri koroma @GentrDaniel
99 Followers 1K Following Born and raised in sierra Leone...attended Albert academy...and graduated from njala university
Scott Klein @SQLScott
1K Followers 378 Following Senior Consultant at SSG. Lover of data, analytics, & IoT. I’m a Latter-day Saint, husband, father, & root beer drinker. Opinions are...well, opinions.
BASKET RETRO @Basket_Retro
8K Followers 3K Following Le basket au passé, de sa naissance à nos jours - Auteur de L'histoire du basketball aux JO aux éditions ID L'Édition préfacé par Boris Diaw
Fuzz the Ferret @FuzztheFerret
795 Followers 1K Following Fuzz is the leader of Bear Behind Events Fuzz Fest Racing Team available for your fundraising event. call for details
Rodrigo Medeiros @rationalrodrigo
142 Followers 287 Following Data & AI - Teaching & Learning Past: Microsoft, Solutions Architect.
Germán Suárez Sánc... @GERMANSS12
522 Followers 2K Following seguridadInformatica y de la información, ITIL buenas practicas de TI, interesado en el cuidado de la naturaleza
Andy Warren @sqlandy
3K Followers 871 Following
CAGrant-Willis @DBADiva
840 Followers 2K Following SQL is like music in my life...significant and necessary. SQL Server/Oracle/MySQL/PostgreSQL/ Sr DBA/ Webmaster/Hosting/ Linux LNA/Windows and Blogger.
Justin Hartman @STLHartman
12 Followers 27 Following DBA in training (SQL Server & Oracle), father, husband, always breaking something...
Shibu Purushothaman @gpshiburaj
48 Followers 462 Following
Nadya Perchuk @spikey1952
368 Followers 1K Following I'm a woman who loves her ferrets. I have rescued them,adopted them,and loved them all so very much. I also like tattoos and classical music.
Data Trebuchet @sqlhillbilly
352 Followers 294 Following SSIS Developer, Data Warehouse Forklift Operator, and T-SQL Wizard
Casteres Romain @PulsWeb
898 Followers 1K Following Cloud Solution Architect - Data & Analytics at @Microsoft #Data #Analytics #Azure #PowerBI #MicrosoftFabric
Ayman El-Ghazali @thesqlpro
1K Followers 2K Following 🇪🇬أيمن الغزالي - Data Guy from birth #DataAnalytics #DataScience #BusinessIntelligence I tweet about Technology and Soccer mostly. Tweets are my own.
Courday Farnam @SQLCourday
182 Followers 706 Following DBA since 1998 with SQL Server v6.5/NT 4.0 cluster for Fidelity Y2K migration. Love High Availability, Disaster Recovery, Replication and all things ETL!
SQLBacon.com @SQL_Bacon
29 Followers 183 Following Coming soon http://t.co/JV3049U14E, please post any idea's for the site and follow for updates
Louis Fritz @lgfritz
62 Followers 486 Following
All Ferrets @AllFerrets
635 Followers 219 Following Ferret facts & info for new #ferret owners and experts alike. http://t.co/ElmbkI0b1E
Christine Assaf @HRTact
2K Followers 835 Following she/her | Leslie Knope of HR | I/O Psychology & HR Consultant | BTR ➡️ SEA | #1 fan of my husband @william_a_dba | #HR #IOPsych
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.1M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father, grandfather, and great grandfather.
Coach Brenden Straugh... @CoachB_315
7K Followers 2K Following Assistant Men’s Basketball Coach @ Syracuse University . Can’t Cheat The Grind, The Grind Knows!
Meagan Longoria @MMarie
5K Followers 1K Following Data consultant at @DCACco. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Dog owner. bluesky: https://t.co/UXV2W3TM7w
common squirrel @common_squirrel
68K Followers 0 Following
Daniel Taylor | DBABu... @DBABullDog
2K Followers 2K Following Global Data & AI CSA @Microsoft. A Tenacious DBA. Family,Mountains,Celtic games,video games. Opinions my own. He/Him https://t.co/oBQlfyRj1P
FrozenFishes @frozenfishes
254 Followers 851 Following Senior Microsoft Business Intelligence and Data Warehouse Professional from Sweden. Great kung-fu style
Ed Watson @SQLGator
2K Followers 1K Following Dad, @UF Gator Alumnus, @Braves fan,Lover of @SQLServer, #SQLScuba, Melomaniac, Star Wars fan boy, Power BI Aficionado and Former Data MVP. (He/Him)
Charles Garver @SQLnaut
374 Followers 619 Following Banana loving Database Administrator with chimpish good looks, likes listening to the Monkees, watching Planet of the Apes & long spacewalks in the solar wind.
Richard Baumet @RichBaumet
261 Followers 91 Following SQL Server nerd, gamer (video and board), Canadian, and cyclist.
Edvaldo Castro 🇧�... @edvaldocastro02
547 Followers 640 Following
Eric Iwamoto @ericiwamoto
1K Followers 778 Following He/Him. I enter contests, watch sports. #SFGiants #DubNation #ClipperNation #AngelCityFC #FlyTogether
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4K Followers 1K Following Author, Speaker, Guitar player, Marathon runner, Astronomy geek
SqlNightOwl @SqlNightOwl
486 Followers 927 Following Opinions are mine. If you have an issue, get a tissue.
way0utwest 🎙️ (H... @way0utwest
8K Followers 598 Following Steve Jones -Editor, SQL Server Central and Advocate, Redgate Software. Data Platform MVP, husband, father, volleyball coach, and lover of Hawaiian shirts.
rob sullivan @DataChomp
2K Followers 1 Following Senior Enterprise Data Magistrate. In my free time I crash servers, eat burritos and run a street gang called Los Locos. https://t.co/5OR0RmGtcv
Dexter the Dog @dexterthedog
2K Followers 510 Following Do not let my tiny legs fool you, I will accept nothing less than TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!! oh, and naps, lots of naps.
Dexter And Dee Dee @DexterNDeeDee
4 Followers 1 Following
Allen Kinsel @AllenKinsel
3K Followers 537 Following Filp flop wanderer, Outdoor lover, Astros Fan, Texan, Rum and bilge water. Ex-SQL Server MVP
Carl Bunneh @DataBunnyAdmn
11 Followers 10 Following SQL Server Data Bizzle-Bunny Administrator. Carrot eater. Giant Flemish Rabbit.
Jen / Benedick @🏡 @JenniferMcCown
1K Followers 577 Following Here are the places you can find me, if you don't find me here: https://t.co/3ctK3dctEH
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Tech Outbound @sqlcruise
852 Followers 589 Following Please follow us at @TechOutbound. Providing quality technical and professional development workshops to small groups since 2010.
Tim Edwards @timbo_b_edwards
781 Followers 543 Following CPA and Chief Information Officer for Arizona Community Physicians in Tucson, AZ.
Jason Brimhall @sqlrnnr
2K Followers 337 Following Marathoner, DBA, Dad, family man, MIcrosoft SQL Server MVP, MCM, and bilingual (french and english).
Jorge Segarra @SQLChicken
7K Followers 3K Following former @SQLServer MVP, #powerbi super nerd and general geek. https://t.co/VCLZFONCbs
loadedDBA @loadedDBA
41 Followers 19 Following
Lockwood @ThatLockwood
159 Followers 0 Following Social media was a bad choice. I'm not here, maybe I'll see you on Mastodon?
Stuart R. Ainsworth @codegumbo
2K Followers 2K Following Dad. Grandfather. Husband to @betseeva. @stacy_ainsworth's kid brother. Views are mine, and usually nobody else’s.
Gail Shaw @SQLintheWild
4K Followers 173 Following Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, Data Architect, Author, Student. Opinions are mine, not those of my employer @[email protected] on Mastadon
K. Brian Kelley @kbriankelley
4K Followers 2K Following SQL Server and security author and columnist; enterprise architect; Christian ministry. USAF Vet. The Citadel. SCGSSM. Former SQL Server MVP.
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19 Followers 51 Following
David Elliott @data_d4vid
87 Followers 106 Following
Robert Miller (🦄,�... @RobertMiller
1K Followers 5K Following Data Gerd (Geek-Nerd), Cloud Architect, MS SQL DBA/Architect/BI juggler, Big Data (Streaming), Full-Stack Developer, Chesapeake Bay Retrievers, and electronics.
@[email protected] @VesDBA
3K Followers 166 Following I believe Johnny Cash should have been the U.N. Secretary General. SQL Server MCM. My opinions are my own.
Robert L Davis @SQLSoldier
6K Followers 624 Following Senior SQL Server Software Engineer at Global Relay............. Certified Master: SQL Server... MVP... Poker player... Ordained Pastafarian... Native American
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