ℂℝ𝕆ℙ𝕊 🍍 @SamCropper
Live slow, die in hilarious circumstances. Joined February 2009-
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*conkers spilling out of my pockets* “Sorry I’m late my gran died” x
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friends in the dark
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Your mum back straps fajitas
Was listening to one of Limmy's improv stories yesterday and it struck me that every time the "Three Wee Guys" make an appearance I mentally picture three half size, extra impish @PaulDock93 s causing mischief.
guy who doesn't realise you don't have to finish the whole bar of soap in one sitting
A marathon but instead of a person handing out cups of water it's a Turkish ice cream vendor.
This is the arch nemesis of the one in my profile picture
This is the arch nemesis of the one in my profile picture
This guy is my favourite @AJemaineClement character ever. youtube.com/watch?v=8lhxIO…
Really funny joke on #Pointless just now... Alexander: "Do you want to talk us through the rest of the board?" Contestant: "No not really!" Great craic, people should say that more often when he asks that question #😂
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This person does not exist: Fred McNabb (41 years), Hyvinkaeae (Finland). Engaged.
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for like 8 months i thought covid was one of those joke diseases where you ask "what's covid" and the other guy tells tou to suck his nuts
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me: hi my name is matt and i’m an alcoholic AAA: sir this is triple A me: i know i’m explaining why my car’s in the lake
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