3vizzybudha @SamDaDerpyDerp

forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit. add my snap- @hottsammo Salt Lake City, UT Joined September 2014

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Roady @roadsoda69420

2 years ago

from the top rope

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3vizzybudha @SamDaDerpyDerp

2 years ago

inside of you there are two hotdogs one burning and suffering while the other is boiling and happy

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3vizzybudha @SamDaDerpyDerp

2 years ago

Tell to live.. tell the tail

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3vizzybudha @SamDaDerpyDerp

2 years ago

I’ve been feeling a little hehe a little haha

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Carter West @carter_westside

3 years ago

Alright what are we feeling?

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3vizzybudha @SamDaDerpyDerp

3 years ago

some days I identify too much with a raccoon

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Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell

3 years ago

Ben Franklin invented the cock ring.

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Jenni "Bad Shrimp" Polodna @horsewizrd

3 years ago

(content warning: endless screaming) ok the AI refuses to give me a normal cat but when I ask for "a centaur except the man part is a jumbo shrimp" it fuckin' NAILS it first crack out the gate

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Latest in space @latestinspace

4 years ago

Drone flying over an active volcano in Iceland. Scientists use them to map out lava rivers and measure the gases released

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I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.