Sam🇰🇪🇰🇪 @SamGitonga018

man of his words Joined November 2022

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🅜🅐🅝🅤 @Manukagia

a day ago

"Bado umenijamia", the furthest a Kenyan girl can go in terms of apologizing

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' @pxrcyishim

2 weeks ago

"you're the stingiest guy I know"

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Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed

a month ago

POV: Thieves in Africa when the police arrive before the community

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Arizztocrat. @Limorio_

a month ago

What about us nini? You should be in jail Murindo.

Wambui. @wambuimurindo

a month ago

What about us nini? You should be in jail Murindo.

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Being a guy is so funny. I had coffee last night before bed, and left that cup in my sink, and then I had coffee again now in the morning. That’s 2 cups in the sink. My girl is coming over later today, so I washed both to avoid having to explain “who I had over” 😂😂

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Goddie @realgoddie_

a month ago

We are all victims of "wawili ijae"

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Ray Mond @AmberRayz

2 months ago

My first day at work, wondering how tf did I delete the entire company's database.😅🤦

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Davies😎😂 @RealDaviesJ

3 months ago

My dog after finding out that I sold one of it's puppies to buy alcohol

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Kuame Oliver @KuameOli

3 months ago

Sorry, we go again next year.

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⚖️Preston @pr3stonK

3 months ago

The fact that there are women sitting in WhatsApp groups plotting for other women to be stabbed is beyond me!!!😳

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Farhiya✨ @farhiiiyaaa___

3 months ago

Waliniuliza kama nilifunika sufuria ya food nikasema, "The Standard." And they immediately understood that I left it exposed.

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Ja Loka @_fels1

8 months ago

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Kev Mbugua @KevMbugz

8 months ago

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Jannese 💕 @Jameca2011

4 months ago

“When somebody keeps calling my name”

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‏ً @omgsidewalks

4 months ago

our childhood photos might be ūgly but those smiles were definitely not fake

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Jayden™ @SirGlavan_

4 months ago

Kumbe curtains hukua expensive hivo na hamjawai niambia, rent mzima kwa curtains Maangai😭

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George T. Diano @georgediano

4 months ago

Apparently, there are some bacteria growing on packed noodles that's killing children within a few weeks.

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Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi

4 months ago

Utapata some broke nigga being hosted by his friend talking about ati kuambiwa kuosha vyombo ni madharau. No, nigga. Stop weaseling your way out of accountability. Ukiwa hosted at least push your weigh and help around the house. Huyo host sio maid wako. Mbwa wewe.

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The Instigator @Am_Blujay

4 months ago

These dogs wait for this girl to come back from school daily and fetch her by the bus ❤️❤️🥹

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J @jwaweruh

3 years ago

Mimi simu ya mdem hata siwesi weka Kwa charger. Hata aki jaribu Kuni show something funny on her phone I tell her nimecheka ya kutosha hii mwaka. Hahaha