Sam Harrison @SamHarrison23

31, cardboard enthusiast, Rosa’s dad Hartlepool Joined March 2011

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Matt Murdock @mv_jenkins

a week ago

Ohh she never…. Oh she did…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mike H @mikoh123

3 weeks ago

Oli Dugmore delivers one of the most powerful and well thought out answers I’ve seen this n a long time on #bbcqt 👏

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Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot

3 weeks ago

“Sorry sweetheart, Daddy just called and he can’t pick you up tonight. He’s playing fascist paramilitary dress-up with other divorced dads.”

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Nick Candy and Holly Valance. Britain’s most expensive house. A £265m sale. Usual consequence: £32m of stamp duty. But five small flats were included in the sale. By an extraordinary happy accident, that cut the tax by £18.5m. The curious sale of Nick Candy’s mansion A 🧵:

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E @Ellis_

a month ago

Absolutely embarrassing.

Football Gossips @FballGossips

a month ago

This angle makes Gabriel’s fall look even worse 😭

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Sam Harrison @SamHarrison23

4 months ago

@owenjonesjourno Awful take

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Count Binface @CountBinface

4 months ago

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

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Count Binface @CountBinface

4 months ago

Game on, Nige.

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Count Binface @CountBinface

4 months ago

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house. Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it. Leave him to me.

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Sam Harrison @SamHarrison23

4 months ago

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Sam @FPLSportScience

4 months ago

Does anyone have a mate who is stubborn enough to still argue that Ronaldo is better than Messi? On par with being a flat earther, for me.

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Damian Low @DamianLow3

6 months ago

The Angela Rayner scandal ran on repeat for days on end by The Mail and GB News. Richard Tice - no mentions at all. Why would that be?

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Wes Streeting @wesstreeting

8 months ago

Farage has announced his Shadow Cabinet, with no Health Secretary. Presumably because if he becomes Prime Minister, there’ll be no NHS.

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Football Away Days @FBAwayDays

9 months ago

This is absolutely insane, The Morocco players and staff tried their best to stop the Senegal goalie from getting to his towel during the game. 🫣 The reserve goalie had to literally battle with them to get it to him. 👏 The AFCON was insane. 🤯

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Sam Harrison @SamHarrison23

9 months ago

@UndrTheCosh Absolutely reeks of Parkin

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

9 months ago

No matter how much I wipe, it never gets clean. Thinking of getting a bidet but don't know how to pass it off to the partner as anything other than a 40 year person seemingly incapable of wiping their own arse.