Sam @SamHearne

33 year old hardcore and controversial rap artist. Likes long walks on the beach London, England Joined March 2011

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Sam @SamHearne

3 years ago

I just looked at a “Throwback” playlist on Apple Music and it was just songs from the 2000s. I don’t get it. Is that supposed to be a long time ago? That was yesterday.

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Sam @SamHearne

3 years ago

@SpursOfficial @JoelGoldman92 do you or do you not feel bonita?

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3 years ago

@Ryanair think there’s an apostrophe missing m8

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Sam @SamHearne

3 years ago

Had a dream I ate an entire tub of low fat Greek yoghurt. Never touched the stuff in my life…

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Sam @SamHearne

4 years ago

@Elio_Elia @HeckinGoodDogs Why aren’t you crying?!?!

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Sam @SamHearne

4 years ago

Still my proudest achievement to-date @timehop. Wonder where I rank in the list of longest Timehop streaks?

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Sam @SamHearne

4 years ago

@MattHighton @jacobemanuel

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Sam @SamHearne

4 years ago

@fesshole @ThinkSpeakJess you literally said this the other day! Weird

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Sam @SamHearne

4 years ago

@David_Morris33 🤣🤣

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Sam @SamHearne

4 years ago

@ladbible @jacobemanuel @Elio_Elia can we go? Relive the good old days?

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You know what I’ve always wanted? A personal assistant. I don’t really need one, like I’m pretty on to of things. But I feel like it would be fun. If anyone wants to be my PA for very meagre remuneration, hit me up.