samantha @SamLikesPudding
loves a good raffle new york Joined March 2014-
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Lactose intolerant people when they eat cheese:
something i actually just said to my dental hygienist: i'm sorry to keep talking about punxsutawney phil
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Niki to Meghan
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just had a really hard phone call with my doctor, he gave me the news i have been dreading to hear for months: no more monkeys jumping on the bed
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Canadians with new passport travelling this fall:
#BREAKING: Canada has unveiled a new design to the Canadian Passport. It will be rolled out this summer. It’s not red.
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In ONE week, America.
shit i forgot to give biden a gift on president's day, sorry joe
imagine being a groom and not being the best man at your own wedding. embarrassing.
my sherlock mind palace is spaghetti warehouse i sit in the trolley and i think
imagine finding out that the king of queens took place in the spiderman universe
if ur near syracuse and wanna shave ur head for children with cancer on march 19th, dm @dabvenny !!! get bald !!!
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she lemony on my snicket until there’s an unfortunate event
when you accidentally type "thankless water heater" instead of "tankless water heater"
perk of eating alone: you don't wish that you ordered what someone else ordered
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