E.M. @SamsonEffect
Teacher. Runner. Softball player. Aspiring Traveler. Blue Jays, Maple Leafs, Raptors, Toronto FC, Colorado Avalanche Fan, he/him.. Opinions are mine alone. Ontario Joined February 2013-
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Usually, pulling a goalie lights a fire under a team’s ass. Tonight, it lit the team’s ass on fire. #LeafsForever
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Man, next Dangle vid is going to be off the chain. #LeafsForever
As I’ve said many times, why would you play GTAV when you have a perfectly good Sleeping Dogs
As I’ve said many times, why would you play GTAV when you have a perfectly good Sleeping Dogs
BRO CODE ARTICLE 41: A Bro never* cries. * Exceptions: Watching Field of Dreams, ET, or a sports legend retire.
One last time.
Buy physical media.
Pain.
So…what makes a game ‘independent’? Because I’m hearing a lot of hue and cry that Dave The Diver isn’t independent. Need clarification on terms!
So…what makes a game ‘independent’? Because I’m hearing a lot of hue and cry that Dave The Diver isn’t independent. Need clarification on terms!
Dulce Et Decorum Est. poetryfoundation.org/poems/46560/du…
I sometimes wonder why I’m so much more tired after work and I know I’m working on a masters degree part time, but also…this. The responsibilities of a teacher have massively ballooned in the last five years.
I sometimes wonder why I’m so much more tired after work and I know I’m working on a masters degree part time, but also…this. The responsibilities of a teacher have massively ballooned in the last five years.
What - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck?
Dr. Black absolutely socks a dinger here.
Dr. Black absolutely socks a dinger here.
Wait, you mean this ISN’T from last night?
Wait, you mean this ISN’T from last night?
Every single solitary goddamn thing you read on this hellhole of a platform should be read with this as a default filter. ESPECIALLY now.
Every single solitary goddamn thing you read on this hellhole of a platform should be read with this as a default filter. ESPECIALLY now.
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Basically on Twitter you have two feeds. One for seeing posts from people you follow on Twitter, and one for distributing misinformation specifically designed to drive you insane. Pretty cool
Pour one out.
Right, I grant you that, but apart from the 5-day work week, 8-hour work days, PTO, protection from wrongful termination, higher wages, benefits, pensions, improved working conditions and occupational safety and health…WHAT HAVE UNIONS EVER DONE FOR US!? #LabourDay #ThankAUnion
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