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#tfw a hot queer commands you to do something and your gut reaction is to say ‘yes daddy’ and then immediately turn red
I just want to be out of school so I can spend my money on normal things like a rug, some socks, and maybe a juice? Not think oh hey there goes another chunk of my soul? Cool? Coolcoolcool
That feeling when you get back from a trip and not one but both house dogs immediately curl up on you in bed
All I want is a glass of tequila, a bag of toys, and a safely locked room .. But no I have three dogs 5 people over and people grilling
Feeling like a bird out of the cage with no flock to fly with
Was just overcome with a deep desire to own a fanny pack What is happening to me?
Rapidly becoming the person who works at parties - Does this make me an adult. Or sad?
Sometimes I wonder... Where did I go wrong? (Then realize there are too many moments to pick just one and shrug)
Sad drinking at a bar alone while eating French fries Yup. It’s summer
“I feel like active kink dancer .. is just your type “ Touché my dear. You’re not wrong
Loneliness - when you’re forced to face all your flaws without the sugar coating we are used to Like a margarita no salt. But worse. Way worse
Tourette’s - when you connection to your emotions is your body not your mind ... that explains my whole life
That moment when you realize you’re just as much of a mess as you were a decade ago. Priceless
A Leo and a Scorpio are trapped in a room together Who dies first?
‘ yo where the bodega at with self worth on sale. Asking for a friend’
Round three of throw up and we found a whole ass candle #happybirthday
‘Today’s going to be a great day’ Immediately@followed by my dog projectile vomiting my birthday cake all over my naked freshly showered body
Rip birthday cake.. judging by my dogs behavior it was great
McReshe @ResheMc96570
6 Followers 1K Following
Sydney Elizabeth Vail... @rubysoho27
13 Followers 65 Following
futarch @tollevin
358 Followers 4K Following maker | coder | futurist | plant daddy | brown | black | left | socialist | 👨🏿💻 human dignity, holistic sustainability, digital democracy
Sierra @SierraDanger
39 Followers 176 Following
Drinkmate- Carbonate ... @DrinkmateUSA
2K Followers 28 Following Based in Ann Arbor, MI. #MakeLifeSparkle 🥂🍷🍹🇨🇦 https://t.co/2r1tcFzJ83 🇬🇧https://t.co/0Yrhr9Pjg0 🇺🇸click below👇
Daniela Asaro 🏳️... @daniela_oneL
634 Followers 584 Following Hi. I have lots of opinions about cycling and street infrastructure (amongst other things). #bikenyc #defundnypd #blacklivesmatter #blacktranslivesmatter
Sierra @SierraDanger
39 Followers 176 Following
sammy intili @IntiliSammy
1 Followers 1 Following
Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark
274K Followers 1K Following Half of the My Favorite Murder podcast & @ExactlyRight podcast network. I like true crime, food, and cats but not all at once. She/her ❤️
The Dogist @thedogist
132K Followers 35 Following The story of dogs. Author of NYT Bestseller, THE DOGIST, and PUPPIES, available now.
NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES
132K Followers 633 Following COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN. BUY MY BOOK "I AM NOT A WOLF" AVAILABLE NOW.
Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc
28K Followers 1K Following The UnOfficial Expert Podcast Instagram: @justsydbw
courtney 🐝 @merricats
957 Followers 949 Following Dear Diary, you ain’t never gonna believe what I am about to write down on yous
catatonic linda @winterandwidow
572 Followers 652 Following i’m down for a silly goose time and that’s it | she/her | #blm
Robert Macfarlane @RobGMacfarlane
184K Followers 3K Following Books: Is A River Alive? (1 May 2025) | Underland | The Lost Words | The Old Ways etc … | Films: River, Mountain | Nature, climate, people | Prof @Cambridge_uni
ehvuhleenah @ehvuhleenah
116 Followers 297 Following
Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow
233 Followers 253 Following
ConBoy @conboymusic
21 Followers 2 Following 2 girls mistaken for boys makin indie rock bangazzz • self-titled EP out now on Spotify ⬇️
Carl Conway III @OMGFollowMeAt
34 Followers 117 Following I crossed swords with a priest once. He gave me cross sores :(
RAINN @RAINN
68K Followers 3K Following Helping survivors on the National Sexual Assault Hotline (800.656.4673) & DoD Safe Helpline (https://t.co/IJeX3Jk4ZG).
Robert Reich @RBReich
1.5M Followers 1K Following Berkeley professor, former Secretary of Labor. Co-founder, @InequalityMedia. Preorder my new book below:Trends for United States
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