Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

Instagram.com/danayk Joined January 2011

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

a year ago

I GOT MY TWITTER BACK!!

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

5 years ago

I hate crocs....that’s all.

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

5 years ago

Took me 2 years to pay off a phone that got stolen 3 days after acquiring it. Different but same; Took me 5 years to break up with someone I only dated for 6 months...

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

5 years ago

Water main break during a pandemic? lol cool. 👍🏼No water👍🏼. Oh water is back, but it’s yellow? lol cool.

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Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi

6 years ago

Fiona Apple: Hi Shameika:

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There are a LOT of fake memes going around about the $1200 stimulus checks. Just got asked about it in the elevator. To clarify: - You do NOT have to pay back your stimulus check next year. - Your stimulus check is NOT taxable. The stimulus is yours to keep. No takebacks ☺️

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

I think I need to delete TikTok.

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

I miss thrifting :(

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

I had a dream I was disinfecting things. That was my whole dream, just wiping things down with Clorox wipes.

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

I wore jeans “for fun” today.

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

How you do a puzzle says a lot about you.

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

I don’t know how to TikTok :(

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

It’s officially been two weeks of quarantine and I’m still misspelling the word (thankful for spellcheck) and I now have a TikTok. So that’s where I’m at.

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

Other than not having money. I’m kind of okay.

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

Day thirteen of quarantine: I just remembered I dropped a chickpea to the left of my chair earlier today. I said I was going to pick it up after I was done eating but I forgot. I’m in bed now. We all know I won’t remember tomorrow, it lives there now

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

Day eleven of quarantine: I’ve lost my bearded dragon. This is her apartment now. She roams freely and unseen.

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Danay Carwash @danaydoesntknow

6 years ago

Day nine of quarantine: Why are toe nail clippers so much cheaper than nail clippers?? Why do I need both? Can't I cut my fingernails with the same clippers I cut me toes with???