Kelsey @Schleuse

A Colorado peach in Boston. Opinions my own, OBVIOUSLY. My dog says hi. Boston, MA Joined February 2009

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nina ⸆⸉ @suddenlysobbing

2 years ago

It just doesn’t make sense. So many republicans voted democrat. Kamala had more people at her rallies. She won the debate. We had all the professional analytical predictions on our side. I genuinely don’t understand how this happened.

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Zach Wahls @ZachWahls

2 years ago

HUGE NEWS: Johnson County, Iowa's most Democratic county, is on track to shatter turnout records tonight. if you are in line to vote, please stay in line! We had a US House race decided by only six votes here in 2020, your ballot could make the difference.

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Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein

2 years ago

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

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actually it’s good @yungchomsky

2 years ago

I love voting. as a former gifted child it reminds me of taking standardized tests

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Kelsey @Schleuse

2 years ago

I just asked Andrew if he would do this for me and he replied “Well, the outcome would be the same.” That’s not a no…

Jason Ryan @jasonryanmd

2 years ago

Anesthesiologists should offer continuous propofol infusions to keep people asleep until the election is over.

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Kelsey @Schleuse

2 years ago

Several houses in a row in solid-blue St. Louis County, MN, in *this*, the year of our lord 2024

William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver

2 years ago

anyone who has ever phone banked or door-knocked for democrats has encountered this

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Kelsey @Schleuse

2 years ago

@JThrams Hopeful that the collective reaction to this will kill it; on the other hand, how many other instances of shit like this are happening without seeing the light of public exposure?

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Kelsey @Schleuse

2 years ago

Can personally confirm

Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag

2 years ago

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

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Kelsey @Schleuse

2 years ago

This was terrific, and also, Jason Schwartzman has raging ADHD

Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag

2 years ago

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

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Dr. Annie Andrews @AnnieAndrewsMD

2 years ago

The party that elevates Kyle Rittenhouse, a 17 yr old killer, & tears down Gus Walz, a 17 yr old with special needs who loves his dad, is a party that needs to be lit on fire & thrown in the dumpster & plunged into the deepest depths of the ocean never to be seen again.