Rev. Robin Goldstein, DDiv (Comedic Science)🏳️⚧️ @SchnauzerLogic
Multi-hyphenate. Multi-instrumentalist. Multi-cellular. Former CoS @Zoox Former Many Things @Apple #𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕤ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤𝔸𝕣𝕖ℍ𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤rdg.bsky.social Pale Blue DotJoined November 2007
Though this is a challenging time for many who are trying to understand how so much hate can eclipse the wonder and beauty and joy that our implausible existence brings to light, I remain hopeful and wish all a sweet Shana Tova!
Learned something new today. Even though they are the same color, you can't use your @Safeway card in place of your @BankofAmerica card to pay for your carwash. No matter how hard the attendant tries, the charge simply won't go through.
This weekend I was lucky enough to be invited to take some rides in San Francisco with @zoox! I was able to grab a coffee at Telescope, pick up my bread for the week at Tartine, and grab a couple of slices for dinner from Anton's. This was truly an awesome experience. Congrats!
At the gym I just finished using the ab crunch machine and as I stood up I said “Ok. You win” and the guy next to me laughed. It’s gonna be a good week.
His albums, which I memorized with a diligence my rabbi hoped I would apply to my haftorah, were foundational in the development of my sense of humor. May his memory be a blessing.
His albums, which I memorized with a diligence my rabbi hoped I would apply to my haftorah, were foundational in the development of my sense of humor. May his memory be a blessing.
In 1969 this song was #23 on the Billboard Hot 100, #2 on Hot County Songs, and #1 on the Easy Listen charts. What the fuck has happened to us? #tryalittlekindnessyoutu.be/r3u86akEurY?si…
I'm going through a client's presentation & cleaning up inconsistent formatting & random font changes & graphic elements that shift by a pixel between slides and just looked up to the sky and shook my fist and shouted, "STEVE!!!"
I still bleed in six colors. (IYKYK )
@Apple
Marched in @SFPride yesterday with the crew from @zoox. Took @SFBART and when I got on the train a nice fellow got up to give me his seat. Stunned I said “tell me I’m old without telling me I’m old!” and burst out laughing. Kindly he sat back down. 😉
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