Scope Colen @ScopeColen
A pointy stick is a better weapon for removing an eye than any number of words. painfulcure.com London and Chainsaw Country Joined February 2009-
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Breaking news. Australia announces referendum plans to join EU. Follows success of its Eurovision artists. #strongerin #voteleave
Weather today more April than June. Surely @David_Cameron is missing a trick by not blaming this apocalyptic weather event on #VoteLeave ?
@MayorofLondon Respectfully, intntnl collaboration isn't advanced by anti democratic inward-looking elitist cabals as the EU has become.
Hope they send you gallons of the stuff as a big thank you. RT @stephenfry: Can you see who it belongs to?pic.x.com/CrSqyBzpTP
Seconded. RT @VirtualTurner: Big kudos, JH! RT @johnwriterman: I've been nominated as a "Breakthrough Brit 2014"@PassengersFilm #stunned
Hear Home Office to review open prison decision for Tom "Child Eater Family Killer" Milly in light of recent conviction of Mr.Skull Cracker.
My buddy @VirtualTurner RT @Screendaily: David Blair to direct The Messenger: EXCLUSIVE: <snip> to shoot this summer. bit.ly/Pde208
@AlisonAgosti I'm wearing my maroon pants today. Leader rather than follower, me. Tomorrow I'm wearing my ochre net tank top. Join me.
@richardpbacon Suggest you play safe and have sex with the Tatler magazine, that way no-one is disappointed except the Tatler magazine.
Trying to find funding for a study into psychological affects of being subject of a study into psychological affect of something or other.
Just heard the @Ratio_Film team are readying up to screen @PassengersFilm to cast and crew...
The Co-op may be shit at running a bank and not much better at retail, but their own brand fruit pastille candies take some licking.
Saw the BBC report on BEPeas performing by #hologram. Very impressive but popstar blow up dolls are more tactile. #StarDolls
Well they do until you forget to lift them up.
Lesson learnt from @RipColen: WCs look nicer with lid down.
BBC News report says study shows teenagers don't sleep enough. Do hope study cost loads. Love to see money well spent.
@stephenfry @chazzyb31 Shouldn't it be 'Which cunt' not 'What'? Or even better 'Who is the cunt who decided this'...?
@SarahKSilverman Maybe you should only tell dogs who are tens what their number is?
Got a great hair cut by a fellow Swede. Talked football and fast cars. Came over very Stig Blomqvist.
Just seen early cut of @PassengersFilm with @JimmyCarrsDad & @RipColen. Film was great. Audience was rubbish.
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Ratio Film @Ratio_Film
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Justin @shitmydadsays
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Mrs Stephen Fry @MrsStephenFry
102K Followers 4K Following Edna Fry - Stephen's downtrodden wife & mother of his 5, 6 or 7 kids. Author of Mrs Fry's Diary and How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage
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Adam Russell @BlackPlastic
2K Followers 392 Following Global COO of MFG, the Google Marketing team at GroupM. Music blogger. Rated 92.3% on Metacritic but has totally jumped the shark now.
Uncle @UncleElephant
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