Great Scott @ScottyNoShow
amateur thoracic surgeon, discount VCR sales associate, penurious mendicant who sometimes doesn’t show up to your party Space Force Headquarters Joined December 2016-
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BREAKING: Twice impeached adjudicated rapist who lost popular vote in 2016, lost House & Senate in ‘18, lost in 2020, incited an insurrection, stole top secret docs, facing 91 crim charges, owing $600+ million in civil verdicts & who’s in mental decline, is the 2024 GOP nominee.
Fulton County’s new mugshot photographer getting ready…
Me to a state Senator: “what are you doing about the rising murder rate in the district?” State Senator: “lol not my problem lol call the tv weather man lol.” This is the level of respect Joyce Krawiec offers her constituents, and the level of discourse she’s capable of.
Me to a state Senator: “what are you doing about the rising murder rate in the district?” State Senator: “lol not my problem lol call the tv weather man lol.” This is the level of respect Joyce Krawiec offers her constituents, and the level of discourse she’s capable of.
It really is a shame Congress & the FBI have such sticks up their asses, eh?
It really is a shame Congress & the FBI have such sticks up their asses, eh?
Children are murdered, North Carolina congressman unashamedly sides with the murderer, surprising no one. He also appropriates & selectively edits a Frederick Douglass quote, also surprising no one. #VoteDanOut
Children are murdered, North Carolina congressman unashamedly sides with the murderer, surprising no one. He also appropriates & selectively edits a Frederick Douglass quote, also surprising no one. #VoteDanOut
Say what you will about ivermectin, but my kids’ hooves & coats are healthier than ever.
I know we all have a lot on our plates right now, but please consider helping these folks by contributing or by simply sharing the link. This family (my wife’s cousins) desperately needs some help to avoid homelessness. gofund.me/150ed493
These people think school shootings are “funny.”
Start holding these gun totin’ assholes accountable.
You’ll spend a night in jail for it, but raising a cop's breathalyzer and saying "Cheers!" before blowing into it is a bold and beautiful thing.
It is ridiculous that in 2022 auto-flush toilets still cannot tell the difference between a person who is defecating and a person who is simply crouching down to splash a little water on his face. This Applebee’s has lost my business.
Currently drinking too much coffee because I didn’t sleep well because I drank too much coffee because I didn’t sleep well because I drank too much coffee.
"Millennials are idiots" - the generation that made a millionaire out of the creator of the pet rock.
Me in the morning: “sorry I’m being weird, I haven’t had enough coffee yet.” Me in the afternoon: “sorry I’m being weird, I had too much coffee this morning.”
Saw a lady crying in the mall parking lot. She said she’d lost her purse that had $400 in it. So I gave her $20 from the cash-filled purse I’d found earlier. When the lord smiles upon me, I share my good fortune. ❤️ #goodsamaritan #hero #giveback #dountoothers
Lest any of you doubt my devotion to progressive causes: say hello to the interracial lesbian couple who live rent free in my home.
How long are you supposed to wait to return a woman’s call? This IRS lady sounded pretty into me.
ATTENTION EVERYONE: the people who have meltdowns in Costco over masks and think Jan 6 was “no big deal” want you to know you’re protesting wrong.
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Jenn @Su34433522
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Nikkee @flyhighnikkee
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Record Roulette @rrmusicpod
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Chrysta Bilton @chrystabilton
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Kentucky Fried Electr.. @Kentucky_Sparky
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ChadwickFundlebutter .. @Fundlebutter
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Girth Russell🌶️ @rene_aric
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Ron Salyer @dizzy_art
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Presidential Wisdom @PrezWisdom
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Victoria (Ghost in th.. @BurrdDoh
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Cecelia 🌊 @voss_cecelia
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Fighter for Democracy.. @jaq518
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Stoney deGeyter @StoneyD
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Kelly D 🟦🟧 @KellDA
66K Followers 28K Following Tuesdays are for politics and pizza. Most likely going to hell. Alarmist. Peasant. Obsessed with Richard III. Fuck the NRA. Fuck all these Nazis.
Karen Schloss Diaz @KSchlossDiaz
2K Followers 3K Following Resto/F+B/hospitality mktg comm pro - columnist - mama - daughter - sister - proud progressive - #GirlBoss #ProChoice #LoveTrumpsHate #LoveMyPresident #BLM
Unfortunate Names @WeirdNames100
126 Followers 891 Following 100% hilarious names. If you see yours, laugh along with us 😂😂😂. Feel free to DM if you don’t want to post OR tag us in it and we’ll RT! Here to have fun!
Frank Dux II @dux_ii
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Hurting2Ride🇱🇷 .. @Hurting2Ride
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THEE Harmless Artist @DunhillPage
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Amanda Hrubes 🫣 @AmandaHrubes
459 Followers 2K Following Don’t follow me. I’m not going anywhere. 🎶✈️🚙🍻🎸🏈🖤💛🏒😊
Beth VanSciver @BethVansciver
836 Followers 1K Following joined Twitter because my kids told me I should stop my rants on FB. Stayed because I like being informed.
WelcomeToGilead @jothursday11
1K Followers 1K Following Trump is a danger to global security. #WeCanDoIt #VoteBlue #ProtectDemocracy #UtahJazz #TakeNote
MonAmi @flamewerks
181 Followers 514 Following I’m a tiny blue dot in the red armpit of Kitsap County.
Julia Love 💙 @juliawyattlove
346 Followers 1K Following Wife and mother (3 great sons who are no longer embarrassed), too old to put up with BS, try to find humor even in challenging situations. And Duke!
Ryan J. Reilly @ryanjreilly
198K Followers 10K Following @NBCNews Justice reporter. 📚Author of SEDITION HUNTERS, one of Publishers Weekly’s best books of 2023 https://t.co/of2wEZEgyy SIGNAL: ryanjreilly.62 🚲
mark normand @marknorm
464K Followers 425 Following New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
Freakouts & Crazy Con.. @FightMate
1.1M Followers 83 Following Documenting Reality Worldwide 🌎 | Daily Freakouts, Crazy Clips & More! | Turn On Notifications | DM For Removals & Submissions
The Milestone Club @MILESTONECLUB
2K Followers 5K Following est.1969 in Charlotte, North Carolina's historic Enderly Park neighborhood 3400 Tuckaseegee Rd. 28208 for booking email [email protected]
Diane Dimond @DiDimond
17K Followers 11K Following Investigative Journalist ♦ Author of 4 Books ♦ Latest: "We're Here to Help: When Guardianship Goes Wrong" ♦ Past: TV & Syndie Columnist ♦ See: https://t.co/RNawdJQm0q
Nikkee @flyhighnikkee
417 Followers 508 Following 2x jeopardy contestant. 🥈 medalist. def not in therapy about it. snark, trapeze, trivia, doggos, gymnastics, Yankees. ya can take the girl outta jersey but…
Record Roulette @rrmusicpod
559 Followers 590 Following A podcast that reviews albums from the Rolling Stone 500 Greatest list, chosen at random. Is history's greatest music actually great? Find out.
Chrysta Bilton @chrystabilton
3K Followers 2K Following Author of NORMAL FAMILY, out now from @littlebrown and @Octopus_Books (UK). Also startup advisor, mother of two, & lesser half to @nickbilton.
ChadwickFundlebutter .. @Fundlebutter
818 Followers 3K Following Film Minor Haver & Political Scientist according to FSU; so unemployed. Writing a cook book: What JFK would’ve been cooking had time travelers not killed him
Laura Bassett @LEBassett
137K Followers 2K Following election columnist @TheCut. Ex-EIC @Jezebel. Subscribe to my newsletter, Nightcap! Linked below
JD Salinger @JDSalinger1919
1K Followers 348 Following Quotes from the author. I collect them already. I might as well share them with you, too.
Martha Wainwright @WainBright
13K Followers 129 Following My memoir, Stories I Might Regret Telling You, is out now in English et en français. Listen to Love Will Be Reborn Deluxe!
NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
3.3M Followers 65 Following The world's most powerful space telescope. Launched: Dec. 25, 2021. First images revealed: July 12, 2022. Verification: https://t.co/ChOEslj1j5
Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney
303K Followers 1K Following Senior legal affairs reporter for @POLITICO with a focus on 1/6 aftermath. Tips: [email protected] NY ➡️ BOS ➡️ DC
big boy online @idonotbleed
11K Followers 446 Following web page for reading my posts and being my.friend
¡SATIRISTAS! @Satiristas
5K Followers 5K Following Comic provocateurs targeting political hypocrisy, media distortion & institutionalized ignorance. By @PaulProvenza & @Dan_Dion: https://t.co/vpn2fkEmRn
Girth Russell🌶️ @rene_aric
1K Followers 4K Following If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then brother that person is a piece of shit. ~ Rust Cohle
Poorly Translated Shi.. @translatedtees
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Chris Dehghanpoor @chrisd9r
11K Followers 3K Following OSINT reporter, @washingtonpost investigations • past: infosec @ Google, AWS, Twitch • tips? [email protected]
Avery Thornton @AveryUncensored
7K Followers 6K Following Social Justice Warrior and Vocal Proponent for Progress! Host of @UncensoredIndy spreading ideas that push us forward! 🌊💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
NCDP Progressive Cauc.. @Ncdpprogcaucus
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Alex Holder @alexjholder
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barrel rolls @barrel_rolls
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JohnKaag.eth 💯 @JohnKaag
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Biden’s Wins @BidensWins
356K Followers 479 Following Keeping score of President Biden’s wins. The largest online community of President Biden’s supporters.
Congressman Chuy Garc.. @RepChuyGarcia
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Neil Young Lyrics @neilyounglyrics
1K Followers 0 Following Not Neil Young. Just tweeting his lyrics multiple times a day.
mar loves macca @maccadonia
1K Followers 425 Following in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make 🌸 — @paulmccartney and @thebeatles ♡ pt/eng/esp/it 🤏
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Losing My Opinion @losingmyopinion
624 Followers 168 Following Is The Wall actually good? Which Bond theme's the worst? And just what is Nixon-rock? The official podcast of Thin Lear (Matt) and Niagara Moon (Thomas).
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw
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Vincent van Gogh @vangoghartist
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Ron Salyer @dizzy_art
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Today In History @Yesterday_Today
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Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego
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History Defined @historydefined
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@danbishopnc You’re such a phony alarmist. Even your own party thinks you’re a joke. Vote @JeffJacksonNC for NC Attorney General. #ncpol
@Mashburn4NC We hope she’s just as successful in her race as you were in yours 😘
Today I was in court attesting to what this “hostage” did to me and my colleagues. I reminded the judge Mr. Mackrell tackled multiple officers despite his “back problems and his PTSD” conditions that didn’t prevent him from assaulting us.
@Chicago1Ray So they can’t have a friendship or anything? He always has secret service. Big whoop. Why can’t he just visit. And why do you care?? Nothing else to do?
@danbishopnc @jeffjackson You're still going to lose. Look, people respect Jackson. He may actually pivot his stance based on the feedback, while we all know you will maintain your extreme positions.
@danbishopnc Didn’t your wussy son get “attacked” by spray paint? Hush, bathroom Dan
@akafacehots Imagine believing something Rudy Guilliani said without any evidence... Must be a sad life.
@msbsexton @danbishopnc @JeffJacksonNC It really shows how unserious he is about a debate and that he just wants clout
@danbishopnc @JeffJacksonNC @JoeBrunoWSOC9 Try debating jeff. Try it. You’ll fail miserably. Remember, you’re running statewide.
@MrAndyNgo Drama queens can’t research cbsnews.com/philadelphia/n…
@TalkMullins If Trump were president fairies and flying horses would still be alive. Let's see how he reallly did -- Over 1 million Americans died over his cover up and mishandling of the COVID pandemic -- 64 soldiers died on his watch in Afghanistan -- 13 soldiers died in Afghanistan after…
As a parent and former teacher, I want qualified people involved in education. This is actually quite simple. Chaya isn't qualified for her appointed government position. She doesn't live in Oklahoma. Holds no degree in education. Zero classroom experience. The rest is theatrics.
@0372Sandy @Jessicam6946 Thanks for arguing my point for me. You lied and got caught.
@sgruber91 @JoeBiden How dare you. Are you her doctor? Are you ANYONE'S obstetrician? Then mind your own business. You people are disgusting. Women are suffering because of such hateful laws.
@danbishopnc you shouldn't post your nightly bedtime self-talk on twitter
@danbishopnc Agreed. Trump was a total failure. What drugs did @RonnyJacksonTX put him on?
@danbishopnc Self description you got elected by gerrymandering. You are the failure.
The man is slime. And his buddy Matt is, too.
Hey NC, Sweden officially joined NATO today. Remember Dan Bishop has supported Russia throughout its invasion of Ukraine.
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