Marcus Penix @SecGayHegseth
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Just got a fucking DUI. Always pee after sex folks.
THE RAPTURE IS UPON US
Wish they had VAR for when you have an argument with your girlfriend
How are they gonna beat the alien if it’s this big. That makes no sense
How are they gonna beat the alien if it’s this big. That makes no sense
@TheDemocrats @PeteHegseth ...Dark woke, for lack of a better phrase, is good. Dark Woke is right. Dark Woke works."
I wonder if Dominican Luigi is still kicking around
BREAKING: President Trump renames Department of Transport to Department of Port, insists “woke cannot win”
I like how you can tell that she’s still really stupid even though she learned a bunch of jargon
I like how you can tell that she’s still really stupid even though she learned a bunch of jargon
Guns don’t kill people. Bad guys with an assortment of odd implements and perhaps a Rube Goldberg machine of some sort kill people.
Imagine your surname being Walker. Lmao your ancestors just walked? Cool
I like that Robbie Williams is a monkey because monkeys wank off a lot so I hope he wanks off in the film. And eats bugs out of another persons hair
I like that Robbie Williams is a monkey because monkeys wank off a lot so I hope he wanks off in the film. And eats bugs out of another persons hair
I would never cry over a woman. I would rather cry over a book, for then I am at least honouring the sacrifice of the trees form whom this beautiful work was assembled. Also I’m gay
“You don’t wanna do things that damage the art” - the guy who oversees an AI slop generating tool
“You don’t wanna do things that damage the art” - the guy who oversees an AI slop generating tool
Laughing My Fucking Off Ass Off Ass
Laughing My Fucking Off Ass Off Ass
Skirting biological warfare agreements by deploying ketchup gas on the battlefield
An almost unbearable sense of grief and longing for days gone by, when life was simpler and the world more harmonious. Also my chastity cage
An almost unbearable sense of grief and longing for days gone by, when life was simpler and the world more harmonious. Also my chastity cage
Been saying this for years
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