LambChops @SerialShirley

I get the canvas and flip it & tumble it. https://t.co/IxXsSVHvNK Joined June 2009

Tweets

73K
Followers

383
Following

406
Likes

17K

#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical

2 weeks ago

honestly this rewired my fucking brain

#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical

2 weeks ago

147 comments, oh i’m eating GOOD

36 182 17K 6.6M 3K

490 25K 375K 8.4M 50K

View Details

MISS RAĒ @bbyyrrae

5 months ago

People get weird when you stand up for yourself like did u really think ill let u talk to me crazy

214 30K 170K 2.0M 9K

View Details

reyrey♈️ @missshrey_

5 months ago

Pre workout is a waste and scam. All you need is a heart full of hate and you good

Danielle ✿ 🇬🇷 @DVSGains

5 months ago

What’s the dark side of gym life no one admits?

2K 226 9K 11.5M 2K

307 9K 64K 2.1M 2K

View Details

Danielle ✿ 🇬🇷 @DVSGains

5 months ago

What’s the dark side of gym life no one admits?

2K 226 9K 11.5M 2K

12 2K 19K 397K 543

View Details

tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss

6 months ago

books be so fucking good man 😭😭 how y’all don’t be reading fr

30 730 3K 55K 82

View Details

LambChops @SerialShirley

7 months ago

@schoolgirl_k @juniorkingpp @Ev_LeMoor Lmfaooo what a time to be alive!

0 0 1 14 0

View Details

doomer @uncledoomer

7 months ago

lots of things are like this. "oat milk" my brother in Christ that is industrial chemical slurry runoff

taoki @justalexoki

7 months ago

"vegan leather" has to be the best rebrand of all rebrands in history. its literally just plastic

118 1K 20K 433K 172

34 190 6K 255K 208

View Details

soup🕷️ @thrluv

8 months ago

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

102 52K 176K 2.7M 4K

View Details

LambChops @SerialShirley

8 months ago

Chile, my phone crashed and I’m finally on X not Twitter (yes you read right. No shame in my game)

0 0 0 22 0

View Details

One of the most important lessons I learned at Burning Man, which is a "gifting economy", is that in order to be able to give people gifts (which is fun), you need to have people to *receive* them. If everybody only ever wants to give gifts, nobody gets to get them. So being accepting of a gift can be just as much of a gift as giving a gift. You need a dance partner!

2 2 123 6K 8

View Details

LambChops @SerialShirley

a year ago

Some of these takes are kind of sad. I hope we realize how much pressure we put on ourselves lol. I hope it encourages people to be more mindful of the timeee we spend with kids and make sure even if it’s limited it’s meaningful!