Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

I write people in decline. Joined September 2021

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

2 months ago

Fun fact - After reading George's Marvellous Medicine, I one day decided to make a drink for my family which included (among several other things) toothpaste. Thankfully, noone got sick.

Pete @post_liberal

2 months ago

Fun fact - After reading George's Marvellous Medicine, I one day decided to make a drink for my family which included (among several other things) toothpaste. Thankfully, noone got sick.

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son spends thirty years hating everything father did wrong then looks in the mirror sees father's hands father's temper father's way of avoiding eye contact when he's lying. he thought he was different special better than the old man but he's just father with better teeth. the…

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

5 months ago

feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn

6 months ago

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

6 months ago

At WINE BAR with "friends", enjoying tasteful banter

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

7 months ago

Saw a dude hugging a fire hydrant. He's probably going through some shit. My heart goes out to him.

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𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten

7 months ago

We used to memorise poems. Now we have to memorise numbers. Numbers are ugly. And phones are evil. The sky is going to fall on us.

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

7 months ago

Why is Hannibal popular on the TL now?

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Chris Williamson @ChrisWillx

7 months ago

Why I love maxims. “Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be said again.” ― Nobel Prize winner, André Gide

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

7 months ago

Fresh-faced doe-eyed whipping boy

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

8 months ago

Happy Valentine's Day to those who celebrate

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

9 months ago

My #GOAT ❤️

Lile Koridze @KoridzeLile

9 months ago

My #GOAT ❤️

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

9 months ago

I fear not the man who has karaoked 10,000 songs once, but I fear the man who has karaoked one song 10,000 times.

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Colpetty @Colpetty

10 months ago

“Gentlemen, this is democracy meownifest! What is the charge? Eating a fish? A succulent fish meal?"

cats are so weird 👹 @catshealdeprsn

10 months ago

“Gentlemen, this is democracy meownifest! What is the charge? Eating a fish? A succulent fish meal?"

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

10 months ago

I am not above nepotism. I WILL use my connections to secure my kids a leading role in the church Nativity Play.

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Wendigoon @Wendigoon8

10 months ago

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10 months ago

Tank top biker doing a "Look Ma, no hands!" near Galle Face smh

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Shinyzigzagoon @Shinyzigzagoon2

10 months ago

Thinking of that time when I was watching a GMTK video and a game dev said something along the lines of "given the opportunity, players will optimise the fun out of a game"