Shit on Slowtwitch @ShitonST
DISCLAIMER: No dogs or children are harmed while we craft these mean tweets. Joined December 2010-
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Anxiously awaiting Monty's customary rant against canceling swims, complete with old lifeguarding stories. http://j.mp/hwXQcq
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Ahh springtime. Birds chirping, leaves budding, grass greening and the quality of ST threads starts picking up. bit.ly/fjL6GA
Wow. That was a long nap. What have I missed?
@cidewar That's because we blocked you from the whole Internet for 5 minutes... just for you to see who's the boss, BITCH!
We had to wait the whole day, but I give you the ST idiot of the day http://bit.ly/ex2km8
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. http://bit.ly/gHn4gi
And the ST idiot of the day award goes to... http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=3153107;search_string=;#3153107
If you want to increase your swim time, we suggest you stop swimming! http://bit.ly/i5Yc2c
Aussies didn't set a precedent, dumbass. The have consumer protection laws, we don't http://bit.ly/h6Wj4C
A doctor that gets athletes... riiiiiight... oh look at the time... it's 4:20 in Boulder!
We here at SonST thought that it was easy to get a medical marijuana prescription in Boulder... looks like it's not! http://bit.ly/h21uHh
Chris Boardman posted on ST. Can't wait to see what other experts like jack_mott and dev paul think about it http://bit.ly/e3mC31
Who to follow??? @ShitonST of course!!! http://bit.ly/fewGYT
Sounds like this guy is pulling a Jason Goldberg... http://bit.ly/i8TFEa
It's posts like this that makes us here at SonST triathlon SNOBS! http://bit.ly/hy4NrC
The_Aesthete is not too astute. Phil should have used pink. http://bit.ly/ejV5z2
Looks like the imaginary client just cancelled. "This will sell out." http://bit.ly/hGf7H8
Jan 8th and Idiot of the Year is already awarded... http://bit.ly/ePRYN1
Looks like you get off with seeing guys roughing it up on the ground... not that there's anything wrong with that! http://bit.ly/eXqVgd
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