DJ Baby Tooth™️🧾 @ShittyVibesTM
I used to be a piece of shit Hell Joined September 2019-
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Ryan Gosling and Mikey Day are on #TheFallGuy red carpet as Beavis and Butthead
I can’t fully articulate why but this is one of my favorite ITYSL moments I love it so much
DEA Reschedules Marijuana After Having Their Minds Blown at Those Phish Sphere Concerts thehardtimes.net/culture/dea-re…
we will knock the teeth out of the mouths of every associate professor and poli sci major in this god damn country if that's what it takes to make you love netanyahu
The Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense: A Tribute Album. It will be out May 17th! a24music.lnk.to/ThisMustBetheP…
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Didn't even think about all the rogue dildos that tornado whipped around
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
Took 4 dudes to write that shii 🚮
Took 4 dudes to write that shii 🚮
This is a ridiculous story… Former Port Vale player Ryan Burge hates the club so much, he flew a plane over their ground on Saturday with a banner MOCKING their relegation from League One. He got a pilot’s license, JUST so he could do it. All new levels of pettiness 🤣🤣
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did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley
did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley
Have to agree that Seinfeld couldn’t make a funny sitcom today but that’s mostly because after 120 episodes of Curb I now know who the funny one was
This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6
This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6
Meal prepping some cheeseburgers for this week
“what a pro wants, what a pro needs.”
When my waitress at Texas Roadhouse drops off my 3rd basket of rolls.
Joel Cummins 🎹 @goldlikejoel
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Jesse @JesseMixMan
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Scott Marks @bizarchive
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Hee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt
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Captain Appleseed @mcaction2442
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Hee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt
5K Followers 3K Following Trumpet with Monumental Brass Quintet. Lover of live and recorded music, beer, cooking, friends, and Phish. Savant sometimes, fuck off Elon you fucking douche
Captain Appleseed @mcaction2442
3K Followers 4K Following Someday, oh someday, I will lay my head down #FuckHeroin
D’Pez Poopsie @Gregrock
2K Followers 3K Following Music esp. Umphrey's McGee, GD, tDB, AQ, Ph, Spaff, moe. and the like, vintage vinyl, sports esp. Phillies / Flyers / Sixers / Union etc., movies, poking fun
Drew but Kissinger Cl.. @drewphish
8K Followers 265 Following I've performed with Trey Anastasio, MMW and Lin Manuel Miranda but don't think it made any of their bios * Mike's Song Consultant * The Mockingbird Foundation
Bob Weaver @Bob_WeaverRI
2K Followers 2K Following the future is unwritten.He lectured me in a language strange And scampered quickly out of range.❤️Beeps and Silas❤️ forever phuckingroovin with @sugarmagnoliaRI
Stage Banter Guy Fier.. @TweeterReprise
8K Followers 518 Following Prep School Hippie, or Hip School Preppie...I can't decide. Giannis. I love butter. Flavortown Alderman. Be kind. Link in bio: https://t.co/NLqqTaCT3b
Ennui’d @BradLeeOnBass
4K Followers 4K Following Aspiring Know-It-All 🎤 Words from out a silk trombone 🎶 Sharing the things we know and love with those of my kind 🎵 *Not responsible for lost or stolen faces
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@ColumbiaSJP @Esqueer_ WHY IS HE USING 100PT TYPE, HOW BLIND IS THIS MAN THEY GAVE A GUN
Ryan Gosling and Mikey Day are on #TheFallGuy red carpet as Beavis and Butthead
Biden is going to lose in November because of his unbridled support of Netanyahu. He’s getting horrendously played and losing what’s left of the youth vote. Not great!
@BPolatseck @Columbia Why did you delete that tweet you clown?
genuinely scary to see the ferocity with which the average american wishes death on these college students who are some of the only fucking people in this rotten evil country to stand up and protest an outright genocide
@ShittyVibesTM Very out of character. They always showed such restraint when trying to beat me up.
I can’t fully articulate why but this is one of my favorite ITYSL moments I love it so much
DEA Reschedules Marijuana After Having Their Minds Blown at Those Phish Sphere Concerts thehardtimes.net/culture/dea-re…
“Tone, we’re making a killing at Dave & Busters tonight. There’s a kid down here who’s must be the Wayne fuckin’ Gretzky of air hockey, this prick don’t lose, T. I’ve been gettin’ action on his games all night, it’s a sure fuckin’ thing hehehe”
Dave & Busters plans to allow players 18 year and older to gamblе on arcade games
we will knock the teeth out of the mouths of every associate professor and poli sci major in this god damn country if that's what it takes to make you love netanyahu
We’re all trying to find the guy who reported this
Come for Steve Gelbs doing a report in a hot dog suit. Stay for Alexander Canario's fantastic catch.
The Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense: A Tribute Album. It will be out May 17th! a24music.lnk.to/ThisMustBetheP…
Michigan State offers 2026 San Diego, CA. Quarterback Brady Palmer 247sports.com/player/brady-p….
All glory to my Lord and savior Jesus Christ! I’m blessed to receive a scholarship offer from Michigan State University! #GoSpartans🟢 @rcg999 @eb_winston @MSU_Football
Were they wrong on Vietnam? No. Were they wrong on South Africa? No. Were they wrong on Iraq? No. They won’t be wrong on Israel, either. Signed, A Historian.
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
THIS GIF IS KILLING MEEEZKZKX/;(&:$!:!
deleting dating apps to focus on finding the loml in a shitty dive bar
Blessed to receive an offer from Michigan State! @ChrisPawolaJr #GoSpartans
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