short man syndrome @ShortManProblem

I ran out of examples of shortenized suffering. Maybe in over it. Unlikely.

I guess it's cool to be able to see up into the ice dispenser, but who's gonna push the button for me. No, it's not that bad. I'm reaching

"Does he have a girlfriend?" And soon he did.

She slowly swayed her way over smiling playfully and shy, her drink straw happily between her lips, then she tenderly touched me and spoke..

At least being short means the drones have a bit more trouble seeing if its me whackin off in the park, right? Sweet

I'll keep this short. The end

Another Friday night for me - Get high and cry.

How does a syndromed short man find some self worth and get some twitter followers

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If I shave my legs maybe ill look taller in my shorts, but those reach my ankles so forget it

Team picture day! Front row on my knees, again. Dudes hand on my shoulder, again, keepin' me down !!

SM-Syndrome symptom: wanting to so badly scream at a tall friend to "get your fuckin elbow off my shoulder when we're out dude!"

Grind-dancing became awkward when the teeny weeny "short-dick man" the singer didn't want none of was edited to "short short man"

A slightly silver lining? My feet don't come close to the end so I just leave my folded laundry at the end of my bed. Eh?

the syndrome takes a debilitating turn when you walk through a crowded bar and take an elbow to the face.

"tilting the steering wheel in your car down til it jams your nuts makes you look SO much taller when you drive." sorry, no, it doesn't

GOD-Damn the high heeled shoe ! !