Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughtz1
These are random thoughts had in the shower. Joined November 2017-
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Your anxiety comes from the past or future, neither of which exist. #showerthoughts
Phone alarms are usually customized, while every car alarm sounds the exact same, even though your phone is usually on your person and your car is in the street with all the other cars. #showerthoughts
Wikipedia is the biggest group project of history #showerthoughts
Mailmen are the opposite of garbagemen in the sense that they take junk TO your house. #showerthoughts
People who order Starbucks drinks with extra whipped cream and syrup are not getting coffee, just a more expensive DQ order. #showerthoughts
As soon as garbage trucks start creeping around silently after being converted over all electric, a lot of us are screwed. #showerthoughts
Millions of gallons of paint are probably wasted every year from people painting their homes to sell... Just to be repainted by the new owners who want different colors. #showerthoughts
The saying “there is always more fish in the sea” is getting more outdated with the drastic decline of fish populations #showerthoughts
The quickest and most effective way of lowering all crime rates is by legalising all crimes #showerthoughts
There is no definite line for when a spoon becomes a shovel. Dirt spoon/ soup shovel #showerthoughts
One of the greatest burdens on a child is the unlived life of their parents #showerthoughts
It’s much more important to teach our children to have healthy romantic relationships than literally almost anything else. #showerthoughts
The average male probably jerks off more than they brush their teeth. #showerthoughts
Spelling the word “three” with 3 e’s is a missed opportunity #showerthoughts
Samurai are considered cool even though they wear socks with sandals. #showerthoughts
Parents teach children that lying is wrong, but as an adult it is an extremely important skill #showerthoughts
It’s acceptable to judge a banana by the color of its skin. #showerthoughts
Zoom has ended the idea of a snow day at school #showerthoughts
Crocs and cleats could have sex. #showerthoughts
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This happy drawer #mildlyinteresting
UV damage over decades #mildlyinteresting
This cloud lamp #mildlyinteresting
This ruler I received as a promo item from an electronic components distributor, made to look like a PCB (printed circuit board) is actually a very handy reference tool at work. #mildlyinteresting
A work friends bathroom floor has a mosaic topless mermaid holding a toilet roll #mildlyinteresting
Someone's footprints killed the grass? #mildlyinteresting
This Brick train, near Darlington #mildlyinteresting
This half cop car, half taxi warning of drunk driving #mildlyinteresting
Someone wrote the complaint about cement in the cement. #mildlyinteresting
This purple parking spot reserved for those wounded in combat #mildlyinteresting
My local cinema prints advertisements on their paper towels #mildlyinteresting
The person who sits here in the class before mine leaves me origami swans sometimes #mildlyinteresting
My bud that works at the airport sent me this picture captioned: "What the hell is the guy next to me doing?!" #mildlyinteresting
These aren't real bricks #mildlyinteresting
Omar’s birthday cake is lit #mildlyinteresting
Every morning we give our dog food for the whole day and she eats exactly half, leaving a straight line down the middle. #mildlyinteresting
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