Simon Page™ @Simpags
I like my covfefe how I like my women. Certified Human Bean. Creative, humourist, Non-Hipster, South African, media interactor & creator and cricket fan. London, England Joined April 2015-
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What a win for the #Springboks to go top of the Castle Lager Rugby Championship log. Durban, we felt you! Thanks @lospumas, see you next week in London 🙌 #Springboks #ForeverGreenForeverGold #RSAvARG
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I’ve been speaking with an inside source, and what they told me is deeply disturbing. An anonymous source backed it up. Then a person who was there told me the same thing in even greater detail. Now, I want to be clear: I’m not saying it happened. But it happened. Do I have…
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The Springboks inflict New Zealand's biggest-ever defeat 🤯
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South Africa have handed the All Blacks their biggest EVER defeat 👀 New Zealand were leading at half-time!
Why even bother with satire??
Why even bother with satire??
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I remember all the people who told me the reason PR was a bad idea is that it would let UKIP in. I said, but their voters should be represented, no? No, they said. Well, now your voters won’t get represented. Well done.
I remember all the people who told me the reason PR was a bad idea is that it would let UKIP in. I said, but their voters should be represented, no? No, they said. Well, now your voters won’t get represented. Well done.
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Karma? mol.im/a/14975233
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Japan and US issue tsunami warnings after magnitude 8.8 earthquake off Russia - follow live bbc.in/4mmeCHG
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If Europeans were paying attention (or being told the truth), they should be beyond appalled by this "deal": bbc.com/news/articles/… It's nothing more than one of the most expensive imperial tributes in history. Just a massive one-way transfer of wealth with no reciprocal…
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Despite the many obvious differences, some interesting similarities between the UK and SA: growth too low, debt too high, failure to make hard choices required to improve things and electorates that insist on having their cake and eating it (and as a consequence getting no cake.)
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The South African government “has formally notified Taiwan it will no longer recognise its diplomatic mission in Pretoria, reinforcing its adherence to the “One China” policy.”, Business Day reports. Of course, South Africa was instructed by China to do this. Sickening!
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I just can’t believe it! My dear dear friend Ozzy has passed away only weeks after our show at Villa Park. It’s just such heartbreaking news that I can’t really find the words, there won’t ever be another like him. Geezer, Bill and myself have lost our brother. My thoughts go…
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Live Aid at 40: readers remember ‘spine-tingling’ concert Read and listen to the accounts of those lucky enough to be at Wembley that day, and others who worked on the broadcast or raised funds behind the scenes thetimes.com/culture/music/…
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History for Jannik Sinner 🇮🇹 He becomes the first Italian to win a Wimbledon singles title 🏆 #Wimbledon
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