Brittany Simpkins @SimplySimpkins
I am hilarious. Joined October 2009-
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Why do band-aids only come in "white person" color? That's racial.
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Sometimes that 30ft walk to the mailbox seems like a mile.
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fellow #bsimp's #notalone instagr.am/p/OUbKcsjC2V/
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What do ducks smoke? Quack
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Mocking people in a voice they don't even have.
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*Last day of school* Normal people: "I'm going to miss you so much!" Me: "I hated you all."
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If you never jumped from one couch to another to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.
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@SheanStrong I don't think we know each other, but when it comes to women, style, and interior decorating we may be the same person.
The drummer in @mazezandmonsters is sooooooo hot!!! @JohnBiggs2 #ZZZZZZZZ #iwantashirt #drumsolo #throwmeadrumstick
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Getting ready to see @JohnBiggs2 and @mazezandmonsters tear it up at @skycity in Augusta! Good luck buddy!
“@WolfpackAlan: I look back at my life and regret the times I didn’t want to nap when I was a kid." @JohnBiggs2 Seems appropriate right now.
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Now when I caught myself, I had to stop myself, from saying something that I should of never thought.
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“@DancerProbz: #10ThingsIGetAlot "Dance for me!" #DancerProbz” @KBheyy @SheanStrong @SimplySimpkins
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Dr. Seuss could've been the greatest rapper alive.
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@averyjwright @talford1 Tyler just finds text message responses as an optional courtesy.
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Quit my job working for Nike... Just couldn't do it anymore.
@JohnBiggs2 That will be the day my friend. Remember when I went to Target for night lights and then Wal-Mart had them for $1? 😒
@JohnBiggs2 That's almost as bad as not being able to do your homework at work because there's too much to do #whitepeopleproblems
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