Constipated Beanbag @SlackingBeanbag
Not so qualtity content on the web 69time.com looking for my long lost dog Joined October 2013-
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Do people in Canada eat 250 milliletre cakes?
How do you get the chickens to smoke the marijuana cigarettes to make chicken pot pie?
*Jerks off* *Sniffs it* "Smells like Teen Spirit"
You don't have a penis and you're Caucasian #SignsYouMightBeAWhiteGirl
if an elephant shat in your mouth, would anyone hear it?
it's a tough life for a beanbag, even more so a constipated one
127 Hours (2010)- A man loses 5% of his body weight UNBELIEVABLY fast
"How much would you like for this car?" "3HUNNA" "ummm" "BANG BANG" *runs away*
"I DONT LIKE BROCCOLI DAD" -Cheif Keef before writing "I don't like"
i wonder if ill ever see you again i whisper as i drop my young child into the fire place
*takes shrooms, jumps off building* there's better ways to fly -West jet add
Poop Tweets @pooptweets
9K Followers 7K Following A twitter account to share thoughts and ideas while pooping, and frequently about pooping. My tweets are the shit.
Twet Egg @twet_egg
462 Followers 248 Following hopefully someday I'll hatch into a# dolphin https://t.co/BHc9nyxake
Doug Ford @fordnation
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