Making things right. ༒︎ NOT @itsBayleyWWE. @SlashedThePast
You can read Plato, Faulkner, or Rand, but no philosophy prepares you for this—a role model in control, never to be taken for granted again. parody. x.com/itsBayleyWWE Rage turned determination. Joined November 2017-
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THE AUDIENCE DESERVED THIS #BAYLEYISHOT
THE AUDIENCE DESERVED THIS #BAYLEYISHOT
now what did the shirt do to deserve that @itsBayleyWWE!
@TatumPaxley @Real_Valkyria kinda weird
@Real_Valkyria Speaking of, I just called you!!!! 🥰 Now I understand why you didn’t pick up. Always working! 🤗🤗🤗
I’M AFRAID I’VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then I fainted. @itsBayleyWWE (Yo WWE Pix, plz photoshop the greys next time, k?)
I believe that ideals and convictions, what one sets out to achieve, hold more value than what one has actually accomplished. I have obtained every record, everything there is to obtain, but these are all merely waypoints. What has universal value and beauty is pioneering a new…
I believe that ideals and convictions, what one sets out to achieve, hold more value than what one has actually accomplished. I have obtained every record, everything there is to obtain, but these are all merely waypoints. What has universal value and beauty is pioneering a new…
@RheaRipley_WWE MMMHHMMMMMM
@RheaRipley_WWE 😘😘😘😘😘
With a title shot at #NXTNoMercy on the line, @CandiceLeRae and @lainey_wwe square off in a Women's Speed Championship No. 1 Contenders Match TONIGHT on #WWENXT! 📺 8ET/7CT on @TheCW
Wir sind verwirrt! 😵💫 #WWERaw @itsBayleyWWE @Real_Valkyria
I’m begging to know who let @SlashedThePast escape the padded room she’s been stuck in for the past few weeks. Maybe she escaped with a win for the first time this year porque Lyra es una distracción y una idiota, pero puedo prometer que no me superará la próxima semana.
YOU STILL PRETTY MAMI
AJ’s husband 🥰🥰🥰

NOT @WWE. @IndeedWWE
6K Followers 373 Following | Raw: Mondays at 8ET/5PT on Netflix | NXT: Tuesdays at 8ET/7CT on The CW | SmackDown: Fridays at 8ET/7CT on USA Network | PARODY.
NOT @/WWE - Parody @UnmatchedWWE
10K Followers 2K Following Mondays - #WWERaw Tuesday - #WWENXT Friday - #SmackDown NOT @WWE
Sweet but psycho. @LaceUpMyTaylors
7K Followers 660 Following Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. One thing is for sure; she’ll keep you on your toes. | NOT @TheAJMendez.
Jin Kazama. ﹒⪩⪨... @AscendToStardom
6K Followers 812 Following The spotlight is all mine and there’s no man or woman on this planet that can compare to me. I’m the embodiment of a livin’ legend. original character.
Ucey wit’ the j’u... @OnlyMeInSight
2K Followers 634 Following No longer are the days where I depend on the presence of my family to stick by my side, especially since I’m more than capable of standing on my own. parody.
𝓕rom blood, she bl... @LaVenenoRosada
3K Followers 293 Following 𝑰n death we'll meet again because it’s my blood that's on your hands. Nothing will ever taste this sweet. Nothing is as sweet as 𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊. ⛦ 𝐎͟𝐂.
Ahead of my time. �... @InMyOwnTier
6K Followers 113 Following If my popularity offends you, please find comfort in knowing that not everyone can be in the spotlight; some people are better off living in my shadow. parody.
ໃ NOT @TheTrinity_F... @HeedWithCaution
3K Followers 263 Following If you’re bold enough to follow the caution tape even after the warnings, you may just find me along the way; or perhaps another body outlined in chalk. parody.
At the top of the ran... @AboveNowBeyond
991 Followers 277 Following I’m a rarity of a diamond amongst imitators, that can’t duplicate my success. They labeled me the future, because I continue to exceed all expectations. parody.
A taste for revenge. ... @LivOrDieYoung
3K Followers 398 Following ‘Evolve’ or ‘Disappear.’ Choosing the path that would lead her victims into oblivion, changed her for the better. I hope you’re watching. ᥫ᭡𓆪 parody, fan acc.
Making it rain threes... @GoldFilledVeins
4K Followers 501 Following The buzzer could be sounding off within the next few seconds, but I can still pull from downtown with ease despite doubt. ⌖ @Carmelo_WWE imitation grounds.
Ronnin Down Your Bloc... @WheresCarmella
8K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/Yo7NECPMWw Not @RonKillings (Parody) ❤️@SINFULLYICONIC❤️ & @TheHopeDavis Writer Is 24 WrestleMania Tag 🏆!
ໃ NOT @BiancaBelair... @WhipThatTrick
5K Followers 232 Following Whenever someone seeks a fitting description of me, remember that it will always be concluded with a simple three-letter acronym. parody.
Big Jim.╳NOT ½ of ... @TheyNotTheOnes
1K Followers 441 Following Since the beginning, all that has ever mattered to him is blood. Now realigned with the only Tribal Chief, it’s time to show who the real ones are. parody.
Champion of convenien... @ThenGoAskAlice
2K Followers 503 Following Altering my past is unfeasible, but reminiscing on it is not. I lost myself. With reassurance, I regained my balance, and I’ve truly found myself. 𖤐 parody.
Legend meets killer.�... @VoicesEnsue
692 Followers 406 Following Orton has laid his claim as the Apex Predator for over two decades. Think twice about trying to knock him from his perch, or receive an RKO for your troubles.
Grab your crucifix. �... @HomageToSatan
5K Followers 114 Following Trust your gut instinct whenever approaching someone demonic; it’s not uncontainable excitement that’s coursing through your veins, it’s sheer terror. parody.
Greatest of all time.... @GlorifyMyGlory
3K Followers 111 Following In the time that it would take any person perceived as a legend to catch up to my impressive legacy, theirs will have already long since been forgotten. parody.
The goddess in me. �... @SensualitySells
9K Followers 415 Following I love myself, it's not a sin. | EST. 2019 | parody of @mandysacs
#LMWT will continue.�... @FateCameWithSin
5K Followers 265 Following Eyes catch the delicate flutter of butterfly wings—trauma once cocooned now unfurls, revealing the beauty of transformation. — @YaOnlyLivvOnce commentary.
Crazy Is My Superpowe... @SanityMadeWired
216 Followers 262 Following @TheAJMendez Commentary Account 𝜗𝜚 With the legend back in the fold, Lee now enters a new era that she helped pave the way for all those years ago.
❤️ lexi Kaufman �... @disneyblissxx
1K Followers 6K Following fan account engaged to @finnlovelexi 🥰🤤 7/25/24 7/31/24 mom to Hendrix #parodyaccount #fanpage not @alexabliss_WWE
James Reid @JamesRe71284634
81 Followers 43 Following
Bayley Pamela 💪 @wwebayleypamela
8 Followers 359 Following WWE Grand Slam Champion • Role Model LOVE YOU ALL FANS 😍❤️
Victor m cabrera @Victormcab63015
6 Followers 359 Following
Carter DTF Parody @TheTitianX
1K Followers 5K Following A man who loves his bunny’s and loves to feel life. #Fan #JustRolePlay #NotReal 21+ Parody
Ď-M Hunk ~Not Drew @BoredAtWorkDM
71 Followers 293 Following Your favorite wrestler that gets bored at work LOL
Role Model (not @ItsB... @angelsbodied
206 Followers 343 Following it is NOT a BBL...hugger, role model..
Outspoken, No Regrets... @AmenToHades
1K Followers 722 Following CM Punk fan account ᯓ If I lived everyday as the most loved person, I’d have died 47 years ago.
Dirty Dirty Dom! @dirtydirtyD0M
287 Followers 1K Following Current WWE Intercontinental Champion! Current AAA Mega Champion!! The King of Luchadors!
Facts History @nowfactshistory
866 Followers 1K Following 🏛️⚜️📜⚔️ Sharing the most interesting #facts in history. Stories from the past and #history lessons. Learn the Moments, events and historical situations.
ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ᴅᴏ�... @AuraReadsDirty
270 Followers 632 Following ꜱᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇɢɢᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ. ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴅᴏᴡɴ, ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ.
Your favorite’s fav... @divapossessive
734 Followers 851 Following || 🕸️ Being a little damaged does not make someone broken. It just means they have better stories to tell and cooler scars. || 🕸️
Can’t resist the ka... @MegastarStudded
1K Followers 175 Following Does my brashness offend you? Do something about it then dummy. I don’t do average joes cause the megastar is larger than life.๛@RealLAKnight parody.
ʜᴀɴᴅꜱᴏᴍ�... @HeIsRedDeath
219 Followers 553 Following ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇꜱ.
AJ. @pintsizedrebel
153 Followers 216 Following chaos in a crop top • parody account. not @TheAJMendez.
Kyra 🤟 @KyraHollyfield
0 Followers 4K Following Cuteflu | Carolina Panthers Fan | WWE Fan | August 6th, 2005 | Charlotte, NC | Artist | Gamer | Punk Rock Kid 🤟 #KeepPounding #TrubiskyFan #BálorClub #PunkFC
syb1u @itsshebayley
3 Followers 75 Following
itsbayleywwe @bayley939678759
19 Followers 1K Following
DING... @NoHugsAreGiven
158 Followers 151 Following
The woman who made cr... @LoveStillBites
4K Followers 386 Following @TheAJMendez parody. დ A trailblazer who rewrote the rules, redefined women’s wrestling, and left a legacy so untouchable, no one could lace her Chuck Taylors.
Heart filled with mal... @MoralityFarGone
458 Followers 278 Following You can only handled being called an underdog for so long. Then you break free from all restraints, shatter norms and show the world you belong center stage.
𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗥. @JOKERWRESTLING
137 Followers 366 Following 𝓙oker is a wild card when it comes to these superstars, but who’s willing to step up their game and become the mountain that everyone wants to climb? 🃏
Bigger than the progr... @RobTheSpotlight
2K Followers 94 Following While some feel the need to pull off desperate stunts just to get a sliver of attention, all it takes is the sound of my name to set the world buzzing. parody.
commentary. @GCLDCNHARTS
117 Followers 534 Following 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 ˗ˏˋ𝗴𝗹𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘃𝗲ˊˎ˗ @tatumpaxley oc commentary; Defining the odds stacked against her. parody purposes
Mu7ebo 1998 @1998Mu7ebo
32 Followers 1K Following
TANVEER AHMED @TanveerA2886
3 Followers 2K Following
Tears are runnin’. ... @PainMadeFlesh
1K Followers 156 Following Flawlessly built, ruthlessly ambitious, dangerously charismatic | The walking reminder you’ll never be me — PARODY.
Riaan Pieter Jacobs @pieter_ria57982
129 Followers 759 Following
The hero in every sto... @OneFinalChapter
437 Followers 136 Following When people claim it is impossible to be a little crazy and still succeed, tell them I am living proof that both can be true. parody.
FADE @FadeAwayMedia
139K Followers 88K Following Featured On: Complex, MSN, USA Today, New York Post, Yahoo Sports, Sports Illustrated, WWE NXT, Netflix, Bleacher Report.
Latifa Dakiel @lildaks325
88 Followers 2K Following media manager for Bayleywwe | I’m making waves in the entertainment industry 🤗| private account |meetbayleytoday
Dwayne Begay @DBegay26546
1K Followers 931 Following
Not @PatMcAfeeShow. @PMacBoomstick
192 Followers 245 Following
Nipu Deb @nipu_deb38518
3 Followers 270 Following
Dripped In Gold 𝜗�... @MakeMoneTalk
177 Followers 218 Following Climbing the ranks of the division, she holds a higher ranking than the rest. From boss to the ceo, she’s collecting titles just like her moné. parody account.
The Riff Reaper. @ChokeTheChorus
192 Followers 151 Following Tears through the silence with riffs sharp enough to break bone. Every strike’s a savage chord that leaves no mercy, no encore. You can’t kill the riff.
Cry about it. 𓆩♡... @WrathOfHybris
5K Followers 954 Following Fueled by vengeance and strategy, she outsmarted them all—becoming the greatest women’s champion the world has ever seen. ↠ Parody Account.
Quarterback. ╱ Not ... @DreamAndAttain
465 Followers 258 Following In a world where nothing in given, you either do the work and better yourself, or you allow yourself to fail. I for one, refuse the latter. ╱ parody.
۟ @HerHeavenlyBody
2K Followers 192 Following Styled in spite, fluent in grace. This time, the silence isn’t humble—it’s the warning shot. And every look says: remember who you left behind.
The Architect. ╱ NO... @AgnosticVictor
2K Followers 321 Following Simply put, I am the true workhorse, and Greatest of All-Time in the annals of Sports Entertainment History. I am the Architect of an Era. ╱ @WWERollins PARODY.
Going the extra mile.... @PressHToStart
2K Followers 185 Following Every move is calculated and now every decision runs through me. Haven’t you heard? I hold the keys to the kingdom. ✠ @TripleH imitation purposes.
Jack Twist. 「@CashW... @TopGuyIn
1K Followers 348 Following You ain’t the mountain—you’re the mud we walk through to climb it. Same tired story, different sorry face. ┊Not affiliated with @CashWheelerFTR whatsoever.
۟ @ANewAmericana
2K Followers 273 Following A little curiosity, a little chaos, and just enough charm to get away with it. Life’s unwritten—I just ask the right questions and watch the story unfold.
NOT @WWE. @IndeedWWE
6K Followers 373 Following | Raw: Mondays at 8ET/5PT on Netflix | NXT: Tuesdays at 8ET/7CT on The CW | SmackDown: Fridays at 8ET/7CT on USA Network | PARODY.
EST Of WWE. 𓇽 NOT ... @SealedWithMwah
8K Followers 443 Following Bel Air 46:9 — Beware of thy Braid, for it won’t hesitate to whip a ho’. Dare not believe, prepare to grieve. All nonbelievers shan’t walk free. | PARODY.
Jin Kazama. ﹒⪩⪨... @AscendToStardom
6K Followers 812 Following The spotlight is all mine and there’s no man or woman on this planet that can compare to me. I’m the embodiment of a livin’ legend. original character.
Ucey wit’ the j’u... @OnlyMeInSight
2K Followers 634 Following No longer are the days where I depend on the presence of my family to stick by my side, especially since I’m more than capable of standing on my own. parody.
𝓕rom blood, she bl... @LaVenenoRosada
3K Followers 293 Following 𝑰n death we'll meet again because it’s my blood that's on your hands. Nothing will ever taste this sweet. Nothing is as sweet as 𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊. ⛦ 𝐎͟𝐂.
Ahead of my time. �... @InMyOwnTier
6K Followers 113 Following If my popularity offends you, please find comfort in knowing that not everyone can be in the spotlight; some people are better off living in my shadow. parody.
ໃ NOT @TheTrinity_F... @HeedWithCaution
3K Followers 263 Following If you’re bold enough to follow the caution tape even after the warnings, you may just find me along the way; or perhaps another body outlined in chalk. parody.
At the top of the ran... @AboveNowBeyond
991 Followers 277 Following I’m a rarity of a diamond amongst imitators, that can’t duplicate my success. They labeled me the future, because I continue to exceed all expectations. parody.
A taste for revenge. ... @LivOrDieYoung
3K Followers 398 Following ‘Evolve’ or ‘Disappear.’ Choosing the path that would lead her victims into oblivion, changed her for the better. I hope you’re watching. ᥫ᭡𓆪 parody, fan acc.
Making it rain threes... @GoldFilledVeins
4K Followers 501 Following The buzzer could be sounding off within the next few seconds, but I can still pull from downtown with ease despite doubt. ⌖ @Carmelo_WWE imitation grounds.
Ronnin Down Your Bloc... @WheresCarmella
8K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/Yo7NECPMWw Not @RonKillings (Parody) ❤️@SINFULLYICONIC❤️ & @TheHopeDavis Writer Is 24 WrestleMania Tag 🏆!
ໃ NOT @BiancaBelair... @WhipThatTrick
5K Followers 232 Following Whenever someone seeks a fitting description of me, remember that it will always be concluded with a simple three-letter acronym. parody.
Big Jim.╳NOT ½ of ... @TheyNotTheOnes
1K Followers 441 Following Since the beginning, all that has ever mattered to him is blood. Now realigned with the only Tribal Chief, it’s time to show who the real ones are. parody.
Champion of convenien... @ThenGoAskAlice
2K Followers 503 Following Altering my past is unfeasible, but reminiscing on it is not. I lost myself. With reassurance, I regained my balance, and I’ve truly found myself. 𖤐 parody.
Legend meets killer.�... @VoicesEnsue
692 Followers 406 Following Orton has laid his claim as the Apex Predator for over two decades. Think twice about trying to knock him from his perch, or receive an RKO for your troubles.
ℛ. NOT @Reese10Ange... @HerBucketsRare
3K Followers 72 Following I mastered all the fundamentals so I can forget them, so I can improvise and just concentrate on what really matters: getting buckets. parody.
Grab your crucifix. �... @HomageToSatan
5K Followers 114 Following Trust your gut instinct whenever approaching someone demonic; it’s not uncontainable excitement that’s coursing through your veins, it’s sheer terror. parody.
Greatest of all time.... @GlorifyMyGlory
3K Followers 111 Following In the time that it would take any person perceived as a legend to catch up to my impressive legacy, theirs will have already long since been forgotten. parody.
The goddess in me. �... @SensualitySells
9K Followers 415 Following I love myself, it's not a sin. | EST. 2019 | parody of @mandysacs
#LMWT will continue.�... @FateCameWithSin
5K Followers 265 Following Eyes catch the delicate flutter of butterfly wings—trauma once cocooned now unfurls, revealing the beauty of transformation. — @YaOnlyLivvOnce commentary.
Can’t resist the ka... @MegastarStudded
1K Followers 175 Following Does my brashness offend you? Do something about it then dummy. I don’t do average joes cause the megastar is larger than life.๛@RealLAKnight parody.
The woman who made cr... @LoveStillBites
4K Followers 386 Following @TheAJMendez parody. დ A trailblazer who rewrote the rules, redefined women’s wrestling, and left a legacy so untouchable, no one could lace her Chuck Taylors.
Heart filled with mal... @MoralityFarGone
458 Followers 278 Following You can only handled being called an underdog for so long. Then you break free from all restraints, shatter norms and show the world you belong center stage.
Bigger than the progr... @RobTheSpotlight
2K Followers 94 Following While some feel the need to pull off desperate stunts just to get a sliver of attention, all it takes is the sound of my name to set the world buzzing. parody.
Tears are runnin’. ... @PainMadeFlesh
1K Followers 156 Following Flawlessly built, ruthlessly ambitious, dangerously charismatic | The walking reminder you’ll never be me — PARODY.
The Riff Reaper. @ChokeTheChorus
192 Followers 151 Following Tears through the silence with riffs sharp enough to break bone. Every strike’s a savage chord that leaves no mercy, no encore. You can’t kill the riff.
Quarterback. ╱ Not ... @DreamAndAttain
465 Followers 258 Following In a world where nothing in given, you either do the work and better yourself, or you allow yourself to fail. I for one, refuse the latter. ╱ parody.
۟ @HerHeavenlyBody
2K Followers 192 Following Styled in spite, fluent in grace. This time, the silence isn’t humble—it’s the warning shot. And every look says: remember who you left behind.
Going the extra mile.... @PressHToStart
2K Followers 185 Following Every move is calculated and now every decision runs through me. Haven’t you heard? I hold the keys to the kingdom. ✠ @TripleH imitation purposes.
Jack Twist. 「@CashW... @TopGuyIn
1K Followers 348 Following You ain’t the mountain—you’re the mud we walk through to climb it. Same tired story, different sorry face. ┊Not affiliated with @CashWheelerFTR whatsoever.
۟ @ANewAmericana
2K Followers 273 Following A little curiosity, a little chaos, and just enough charm to get away with it. Life’s unwritten—I just ask the right questions and watch the story unfold.
I am my kingdom. 𖣴... @MyDreamWontDie
506 Followers 198 Following Writing my name in the history books isn’t new to me, it’s what I do. Chapter after chapter, I carve my legacy with purpose, and I’m far from finished. parody.
Generational Talent. ... @NoneAreBetter
884 Followers 305 Following While some think they’re talented, I know I am. And I don’t need some schmuck to tell me, either. I’m better than you, and you know it. ╱ @The_MJF parody.
᭪ NOT @CodyRhodes. @DreamCarriedOut
280 Followers 133 Following Regardless of the hardships thrown in my way, I’ve always set out to prove not just to myself, but to those around me that I’ll rise to every occasion. parody.
Onto the Next Chapter... @MyStoryRemains
2K Followers 522 Following I don't play nice anymore —if you're not giving it all, I will write you like a street note. 𖤐 Not affiliated with @CodyRhode whatsoever.
Target acquired. ᭪ ... @AimNeverMisses
3K Followers 186 Following Beyond the realm of darkness lies more than just your fears, but something far more sinister that not even the most valiant of beings could face alone. parody.
Setting my sails. ⅌... @CorsairAtSea
320 Followers 112 Following 海 • Once sailed off to sunset, now onto the next journey. Don’t judge a book by its cover when the new voyage is just getting started. parody.
Influencing the rest.... @SaddledUpFirst
887 Followers 469 Following Riding off into the sunset and envisioning what’s best for me, never truly worked out until I decided to finally put my own needs above everyone else’s. parody.
Always a step ahead. ... @LearnMyAmbition
1K Followers 505 Following When you’ve spent your time in the corporate world learning the means of success, every task that follows after pretty much becomes effortless. parody.
She’s a rockstar. �... @RockOutOrElse
2K Followers 520 Following When it comes to being the influence everyone desperately needs, it shouldn’t be a shocker when the very same people line up to seek my guidance. parody.
Diamond cut to last. ... @AtopMyQueendom
5K Followers 479 Following Knowing who I am and who I want to be may appear as arrogant, but crafting a legacy like mine should serve as a clear testament to my confidence. parody.
Perpetual line-steppe... @SlideInSlideOut
637 Followers 310 Following Cut the line, skipped the struggle, and left ‘em pressed with nothing to say. I don’t slow down—I accelerate, and that’s why they can’t keep up.
Breaking the bank. �... @StocksWentUp
1K Followers 169 Following Regardless of how the conversation may begin, there’s no doubt you’re left bankrupt by the end of it as long as I’m where the money resides. parody.
Commanding your atten... @VanityFavorsMe
352 Followers 113 Following While everyone else spends their time hoping they'll one day look like me, I'm going to continue living out a reality that they could only dream of. parody.
Consumed by his own f... @MassacredPoets
839 Followers 163 Following @UNBESIEGBAR_ZAR commentary. ࿏ Afflicted with the passion of inducing agony while upon his sacred grounds. The CZAR is alive!
Living for the glamou... @GritWithGlamour
435 Followers 380 Following Isn’t it maddening that because a woman’s beautiful the universe thinks she’s capable of nothing? Don’t be deceived, Blake is the full package and much more.
Visionary. ᭪ NOT @W... @LetEveryoneSing
3K Followers 173 Following While a prophet’s voice is meant to be heard, it’s the melody that follows behind me that serves as a true guide for those in need of greater salvation. parody.
No one compares to me... @OnBigTime
289 Followers 124 Following @beckylynchwwe parody. ☫ When the lights hit the mat and the stakes are highest, she doesn’t show up to play. She shows up to change the game.
Ted - Fan Account @TedBayRose3
3K Followers 707 Following Fan account • Bayley content • Damage CTRL • Bay Area ⚡️⚡️🐑🚪🤖
Watch your back. 𖢛... @OnceUponGoliath
573 Followers 132 Following Attempting to reach my summit will only ever result in either failure or a very painful descent that will leave you with more than a disfiguring scar. parody.
Cull or be culled. �... @NoOneIzAboveMe
987 Followers 159 Following Allow the words that are spoken in the dark, to inevitably bring you into the light where your overwhelming wrongdoings can be understood accordingly. parody.
Tears will fall. 𖢛... @ClownOrCry
1K Followers 187 Following There will be no balloons being twisted into a shape of an animal, not when my preferred choice of mutilation is usually some unfortunate soul’s limbs. parody.
My moné grows on tre... @NotYourPayGrade
3K Followers 179 Following When you think of my net worth, add a couple of millions into the conversation; by the time we’re finished talking, my price will have already tripled. parody.
Bullet to the dome. �... @RunsTheWildWest
2K Followers 161 Following Learning to be capable of outshadowing my fears with confidence comes with the idea of constantly taking the bull by the horns and choosing my own path. parody.
Rated for adults. �... @CastMeHollywood
1K Followers 163 Following All of those who hope to one day become a star will never be able to see success; once the cameras begins to roll, I’m the only one fit for the scene. parody.
Rey de los Luchadores... @TaintedMyLegacy
629 Followers 178 Following If you’d rather choose a path of living on the straight and narrow, don’t be surprised when those who take a shortcut wind up being far more successful. parody.
Marking both territor... @TalkOfEveryTown
704 Followers 123 Following Even if my naysayers greatest accomplishment is resentment, they’ll still have the consolation of witnessing someone who made trickin’ look easy. parody.
Talk shit, get bit. �... @DivaAntithesis
3K Followers 296 Following I’ve had nine lives, and I have spent each clawing my way with mascara down my face and a middle finger to the world. ┊ Not affiliated with @Saraya whatsoever.
You can’t tame the ... @DenimMadeDragon
2K Followers 163 Following @starb0ycharlie parody. დ A cosmic boy drifting among the galaxy, untouchable in spirit and fire. You can try, but you will never take down the Denim Dragon.
Check my credentials.... @MindOnMyEquity
400 Followers 156 Following If you're searching for a solid investment then there's no need in looking any further, not when I'm the stock that you'll wish you bought into early. parody.
Too hot to touch.⟅ ... @AttractMyHeat
458 Followers 86 Following Determining the time of year when temperatures arise typically happens when this wave of heat reaches your territory. @lolavicewwe parody purposes.
Always on point. ໃ ... @ApplyMyPressure
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