Lizzy @Sliderbit

Dance. Michigan Joined July 2009

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

7 days ago

“Are you free Sunday night” Are you out of your mind.

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

2 weeks ago

“Stop by after work” Are you insane.

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saint abdul. @jofadairo

a month ago

I’m a big believer in the magic of taking walks. Walks make everything better.

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‏ً @itsnwts

a month ago

“Men are providers” yeah, of mental ilłness.

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Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss

a month ago

I always drive my own car because when I’m ready to leave, I’m ready to leave

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Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope

2 months ago

The phrase “I’ll let you know” has been used by midwesterners for centuries. Historians believe that they have never let that person know.

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Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes

2 months ago

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Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes

2 months ago

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The Pink King @DayalSami

3 months ago

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

3 months ago

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

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John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq

3 months ago

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan

3 months ago

Yup

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There are still people who get excited to show you a cool rock they found, a strangely shaped cloud, a tiny frog, a pretty leaf, or a sky full of stars. That’s the kind of energy I want around me for the rest of my life.