slimdaobserver @Slimdaobserver
Joined December 2012-
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Happy #FBF for all you shameless hussies who only want me for my body. :)
The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper
@Sabrina_Souffle and coconut oil.
@joerogan RT @davidmdraiman HMMMM...
If we ever run out of property in LA we could always use the space between all the fake titties.
My resolution...
@NickYoussef free band name: Fist Full 'o Dick
on every road trip
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You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.
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The faster I run out of things to say, the less I like you.
Say "I won a math debate" really fast.
My level of maturity changes depending on who I'm with.
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