Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

16 hours ago

Saving that to lead next manifesto.

Minge The Merciless @MingeTMerciless

a day ago

Seeing as @andyburnham is sweating the small stuff of counting lentils in school dinners and fixing our plane seat reservations instead of stopping the collapse of our society, can he please do something useful and legislate that shampoo and conditioner bottles look different?

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

16 hours ago

Yep all over London motorists getting banned because they can't keep track of the speed limit. Just one more way of making life 5h1tty.

Quentin Letts @thequentinletts

a day ago

Fair point from Badenoch today: driving at 21mph in a 20mph speed zone can get you in trouble, yet shoplifting goes unpoliced.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

17 hours ago

What usually happens in this country when the great and the good are accused of anything - nothing.

Felonius Antonius @TonyFelonius

22 hours ago

@MartinKnight_ One day when there's a big news story dominating the headlines the government comms monkeys will put out a brief statement saying the CPS have decided not to charge Mandelson with anything 'due to lack of evidence' or because a prosecution would 'not be in the public interest'.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

a day ago

Ill have you know @BBCRadio4 programme on statistics reassured the nation that this isn't true so he'd better just jolly well come back.

Kelvin MacKenzie @kelvmackenzie

2 days ago

The Sunday Times says billionaire David Reuben, who over 40 years in the UK had made his money out of property, has joined the exodus fleeing Burnham’s hatred of the wealthy and quit to live in tax free Monaco, Not only do we lose Mr Reuben’s brains and energy, but also we face

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

a day ago

Finger on the pulse as usual

Nick 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TheGunnerNick

3 days ago

Mate, I can’t afford to fuel my car, insure it and put decent, healthy food in my fridge and heat my home effectively and you’re out here worrying about the cost of flights. You’re a fucking moron.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

a day ago

No one could have foreseen that these sort of questions might be asked. It's like bring your teenager to work day and put them in charge.

WasAcop @WasAcop

2 days ago

🚨Car crash interview. Justice Secretary Alex Norris was asked how many prisoners let out early have been tagged. "I don't have that figure today. It only happened on Thursday." Asked again about domestic abusers, he said it was too soon to know. Tagging was the promise.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

2 days ago

Disagree it's not just about performance they made it plain it's also about attitude and how he conducts himself. Really hope he's seen the light.

Russell O'Connor @russell_oconnor

2 days ago

@BenSJ2007 He can only play against who he's been allowed to play against and is doing all that's been asked of him on the pitch at those levels in those games. If Stephan continues to ignore that to the detriment of the 1st team then I'd suggest that the issue becomes with him, not Kolli.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

2 days ago

Why @RoyalMail is going bust. Ordered something off Amazon. Your parcel will be with you in the next 6 hours. No we are this many stops away, no narrowed delivery time. Waited but had to go out. You guessed it up they turned. If Royal mail are delivering i won't be buying.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

2 days ago

Because of course only players in the uncompetitive Spanish league are allowed to win the b'allon dor

Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano

2 days ago

🇪🇸 Luis de la Fuente on Lamine Yamal: “He’s on his way to become an absolute football legend”. “This is my view. If he was the only Spanish player in the run for Ballon d’Or, I’d say he’s the absolute best… but there are more of our players and I respect them”.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

2 days ago

@UKLabour 101. Make announcement (limit jury trial) to address real problems in cjs. Left wing mps clutch pearls, cosy, closed shop of judiciary and barristers see gravy train being derailed. Spineless labour perform u turn. Time, money wasted problem not addressed. Failure.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

2 days ago

Labour caninet member in shock i have not mastered my brief and don't know basic stats about what I've agreed to be interviewed about shocker

Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes

2 days ago

Justice Secretary Admits He Doesn’t Know How Many Early Release Prisoners Have Been Tagged order-order.com/2026/10/04/jus…

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

2 days ago

Dont let the door hit you on the arse go and invest in Italy or Spain or France which are about as competitive as the Scottish Premier league.

Mo @Mo_Arsenal9

3 days ago

UAE is basically saying "If you don't let us do corruption, we will not invest any money. You HAVE TO let us do corruption." Shame on you @FA, @premierleague and Burnham for bowing out to these scums.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

2 days ago

Always makes me feel better when I hear multi-millionaire Stephen Fry on the @sainsburys ad telling me there's a penny off asparagus. All in this together.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

4 days ago

I've got one of these and they are really useful.

CaptainFixify @captainfixify

3 weeks ago

Ever dropped something where your hands can't reach? Behind the couch. Under the fridge. Inside your car. It always seems to happen at the worst time. Get it here: captainfixify.com/camera-3

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

a week ago

Just seen one this morning. Lovely BMW huge wickes car park loads of spaces so of course he has to park in a disabled bay, no badge. Saw him - young looked healthy why would you do such an anti social thing?

HLTCO @HLTCO

2 years ago

Roy Keane’s views on people who park in disabled bays are spot on.

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

a week ago

@BlackLabelAdvsr Love to know who they're protecting him against? Hampshire? Youths? Walmart?

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Dr Philip Kiszely @KiszelyPhilip

2 weeks ago

Dear Labour Party, Fuck off. The British people

GB News @GBNEWS

2 weeks ago

BREAKING NEWS: TV licence fee could be abolished - but replaced with £11 a month 'internet levy' under Labour gbnews.com/money/tv-licen…

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Sick of it….🇬🇧 @MediaSOI

2 weeks ago

If the BBC had any confidence it’s it’s own output it would just go subscription only. The fact they don’t and keep coming up with sneaky ideas to change people for it, proves they know they produce shite

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

3 weeks ago

@ThaBlackSheep_ @CourtNewsUK There's me thinking their role was to prevent a breach of the peace? You know best eh?

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Local Gardner @Slowdownquickly

3 weeks ago

Why or why won't the @bbc do this routinely admit they got something wrong (as every organisation makes errors) and then they can learn from them in the future. It isn't so hard to do.

Maya Forstater @MForstater

4 weeks ago

This is very shoddy. A @BBC researcher spoke to my colleague @DerryBanShee in plenty of time, and then said we weren't needed. Now they are apologising for not having any women speaking about women's rights and saying they couldn't find any. 🤯